Trestkon: Still though, I'm clearly the protagonist of this show. You're... a supporting act, at best.
Slicer: You're obviously the villain, Trestkon! Protagonists do not sell their soul to evil corporations!
Thief: If we already had a real faerie, why would we tear off its wings only to glue them on a baby that we'd have to steal?
Black Mage: To inflict the most harm in the least time, duh.
"You wanna hear something funny? Right now, they're all rooting for me."
My biggest fan!? You shit! I'M THE VILLAIN IN THIS FUCKING STORY!
— Johnny C, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
"HBO has proven that we will follow for years and years some pretty reprehensible characters as long as they're fascinating."