Quotes / Villain Love Song

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain.
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far.
I see you've met my assistant Scarface.
His appearance is quite disturbing.
But I assure you he's harmless enough.
He's a sweetheart, calls me master,
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me.

Oh, and I'm so into you,
But I'm way too smart for you.
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy.
I'm not surprised that you agree.
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me,
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet.
Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain"

How she sings, sweet as day,
I could take her away,
A fairy voice carries,
I'd marry...
If only she could love me
If only she could love me
If only she could love me
Like I love...

Every thrill has gone
Wasn't too much fun at all
As the world falls down
The Goblin King, As The World Falls Down from Labyrinth

Protect me, Maria!
Don't let this Siren cast her spell!
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone!
DESTROY Esmerelda, and let her taste the fires of Hell -
Or else, let her be mine and mine alone!

It's the age-old story how an evil boy, meets an evil girl.
We've got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world.
We both maniacally laugh, at all the same stuff.
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!

You chucked me out like I was trash,
But, but, but!
Then it hit me like a flash;
What if high school went away instead?
Those assholes are the key,
they're keeping you away from me.
They made you blind,
messed up your mind,
but I can set you free!
J.D., Heathers, "Meant to be Yours"