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Kingdom Hearts Explained
Dunkey: "Okay. The first game in the story is Kingdom Hearts χ, which was a free-to play web browser game that came out 11 years after the first game, but then it shut down in 2016. Your quest is to go around collecting Lux particles until you are powerful enough to fight Lord Darkball.
Meanwhile, in a dream sequence, you are introduced to the Master, who is a character that doesn't matter. The Master entrusts his prized pupil "Hood Meister" with a mysterious box and sends him into the desert. His other pupils, known as The Five Wise Men then used the book of prophecies to go into the future and cast a magic spell, in order to save the world from darkness.
Soon afterwards the Five Wise Men turn on each other because of a cat, plunging their armies into conflict and consequently ending the entire world."
Ira: "I take it you're talking about Kingdom Hearts."
Dunkey: "It's a browser game so obviously it's going to be a little light on the story. Thankfully, they released a tie-in movie, four years later, on the Kingdom Hearts 2.8 Collection called "Kingdom Hearts χ Back Cover" which explains everything."
Master: "You need to pass down that Keyblade to your apprentice, and then him to his, so that my eye can see the future."
Dunkey: "See? Now it all makes sense! The next game is Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep which was released on the PSP three years prior to Kingdom Hearts χ."
You play as Ventus, who is actually one half of an all-powerful Keyblade called the χ-Blade. He is manipulated by the Sith Lord Xehanort, who wishes to combine him with his counterpart Vanitas so that he can unlock Kingdom Hearts and start an apocalyptic Keyblade War.
In order to become young again, Xehanort takes over this guy's body, but fails, but becomes young anyway. Then his memory is erased and he is found by Ansem the Wise, before the game even started.
Okay?
Meanwhile, Ventus is engaged in a metaphysical battle against his other half who seeks to control him from within his own arm. The battle is lost but at the last second, he shoots his heart power into the Zone of the Enders, when Sora absorbs his light ball into himself.
Which leads us into Kingdom Hearts 1.5 Final Mix.
You play as Sora, Goofy, and Donald Duck, as they attempt to save the Seven Disney Princesses, each who represent a shard of the χ-blade, which is comprised of twenty shards in total and isn't made by merging THESE GUYS (Ventus and Vanitas) anymore because that game (KH:Birth by Sleep) was FAKE, and actually an elaborate dream sequence had by Tigger.
Turns out, Sora's friend Riku is actually possessed by Ansem, who is actually Xehanort that got transformed into a Shadow Man three hundred years ago.
(Not to be confused with Ansem the Wise, who is a different guy, and he's dead now, but not actually, okay?)
In order to defeat Ansem, Sora has to unlock his own heart with the Keyblade, which in turn, creates a clone of himself called Roxas.
Now this is where Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, for the Nintendo DS, comes in.
Roxas is recruited by Xemnas into the Council of Shadows, whose goal is to summon Kingdom Hearts, which is a video game for the PlayStation 2. He then falls into a coma, setting the stage for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories for the Game Boy Advanced.
During this, there is a third game playing out called Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep - A Fragmentary Passage for the PlayStation 4.
You see, there are now five different versions of the main character Sora, the fourth being an imperfect replica of the third version, Roxas, and the fifth, Data-Sora, who was created by Mickey Mouse in a phone game called Kingdom Hearts coded.
Goofy: "Gawrsh!"
Dunkey: "However, we find out during an introductory sequence in Kingdom Hearts 2 that Roxas was merely the video game persona of Sora, who was unwittingly trapped inside of a computer simulation.
It is then revealed the Xemnas is actually Ansem, who is actually one of two evil Xehanort clones. Neither of which are this Ansem, who is now referred to as "DiZ".
On top of this, there is also a third Xehanort clone called Xenodouglas, who is a younger version from an alternate timeline. He then conspires with his own self to go back in time and create a second Council of Shadows consisting of 13 different Xehanort clones, which when merged, would recreate the χ-blade, which could then be used to unlock the mysterious box, re-summoning the master, who is actually the ultimate puppeteer and true antagonist of the entire series...
Pumbaa from the Lion King.
You see, turns out, Eeyore..."
Meanwhile, in a dream sequence, you are introduced to the Master, who is a character that doesn't matter. The Master entrusts his prized pupil "Hood Meister" with a mysterious box and sends him into the desert. His other pupils, known as The Five Wise Men then used the book of prophecies to go into the future and cast a magic spell, in order to save the world from darkness.
Soon afterwards the Five Wise Men turn on each other because of a cat, plunging their armies into conflict and consequently ending the entire world."
Ira: "I take it you're talking about Kingdom Hearts."
Dunkey: "It's a browser game so obviously it's going to be a little light on the story. Thankfully, they released a tie-in movie, four years later, on the Kingdom Hearts 2.8 Collection called "Kingdom Hearts χ Back Cover" which explains everything."
Master: "You need to pass down that Keyblade to your apprentice, and then him to his, so that my eye can see the future."
Dunkey: "See? Now it all makes sense! The next game is Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep which was released on the PSP three years prior to Kingdom Hearts χ."
You play as Ventus, who is actually one half of an all-powerful Keyblade called the χ-Blade. He is manipulated by the Sith Lord Xehanort, who wishes to combine him with his counterpart Vanitas so that he can unlock Kingdom Hearts and start an apocalyptic Keyblade War.
In order to become young again, Xehanort takes over this guy's body, but fails, but becomes young anyway. Then his memory is erased and he is found by Ansem the Wise, before the game even started.
Okay?
Meanwhile, Ventus is engaged in a metaphysical battle against his other half who seeks to control him from within his own arm. The battle is lost but at the last second, he shoots his heart power into the Zone of the Enders, when Sora absorbs his light ball into himself.
Which leads us into Kingdom Hearts 1.5 Final Mix.
You play as Sora, Goofy, and Donald Duck, as they attempt to save the Seven Disney Princesses, each who represent a shard of the χ-blade, which is comprised of twenty shards in total and isn't made by merging THESE GUYS (Ventus and Vanitas) anymore because that game (KH:Birth by Sleep) was FAKE, and actually an elaborate dream sequence had by Tigger.
Turns out, Sora's friend Riku is actually possessed by Ansem, who is actually Xehanort that got transformed into a Shadow Man three hundred years ago.
(Not to be confused with Ansem the Wise, who is a different guy, and he's dead now, but not actually, okay?)
In order to defeat Ansem, Sora has to unlock his own heart with the Keyblade, which in turn, creates a clone of himself called Roxas.
Now this is where Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, for the Nintendo DS, comes in.
Roxas is recruited by Xemnas into the Council of Shadows, whose goal is to summon Kingdom Hearts, which is a video game for the PlayStation 2. He then falls into a coma, setting the stage for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories for the Game Boy Advanced.
During this, there is a third game playing out called Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep - A Fragmentary Passage for the PlayStation 4.
You see, there are now five different versions of the main character Sora, the fourth being an imperfect replica of the third version, Roxas, and the fifth, Data-Sora, who was created by Mickey Mouse in a phone game called Kingdom Hearts coded.
Goofy: "Gawrsh!"
Dunkey: "However, we find out during an introductory sequence in Kingdom Hearts 2 that Roxas was merely the video game persona of Sora, who was unwittingly trapped inside of a computer simulation.
It is then revealed the Xemnas is actually Ansem, who is actually one of two evil Xehanort clones. Neither of which are this Ansem, who is now referred to as "DiZ".
On top of this, there is also a third Xehanort clone called Xenodouglas, who is a younger version from an alternate timeline. He then conspires with his own self to go back in time and create a second Council of Shadows consisting of 13 different Xehanort clones, which when merged, would recreate the χ-blade, which could then be used to unlock the mysterious box, re-summoning the master, who is actually the ultimate puppeteer and true antagonist of the entire series...
Pumbaa from the Lion King.
You see, turns out, Eeyore..."
—Dunkey explaining the story of Kingdom Hearts.
