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And then Indonesia claimed that they
Were going to get one, any day.
Tom Lehrer on Indonesia's nuclear ambitions, "Who's Next?"

Pat: It came out!
Matt: No...
Pat: It came out!
Matt: Okay, you encoded something on a disc, and you put it in here to troll me.
...
Pat: Downloadable content?! They still didn't finish the whole game!

"Winter has been coming for sixteen fucking years!"
Rage of Thrones by Axis of Awesome

"Does Peter Molyneux have kids? That's a frightening thought. You can bet he really talked them up before coming out of the womb. 'This one's basically gonna be the greatest child in the world. The innovation going in this child, you just can't believe it! This child—get this—this child will eat things, and the matter it eats will be converted into matter that processes the body! It's never been seen before!'"
Ben Croshaw on your friend and mine, Peter Molyneux

"I've been desperate to play Derek's game ever since Battlecruiser: Crash Directly to Desktop was released and I tried in vain to get it to run for like half an hour. Documentation on the web site told me that I had to put it into a folder with no more than eight characters in the name. Eight-letter folder names? What is this, Windows 3.1?

The real problem is that we gamers just love hype too much. We want the next big game — we're HUNGRY for it. We'll believe it when people tell us it's coming, so long as they're passionate enough about it. And, say what you will about Derek Smart, he's full of passion. Well, he's full of something, at least."
Gamespy on Battlecruiser 3000 A.D.

Dear Mr. "I'm too fat to finish our flagship game",
This'll be the last time you'll EVER hear me exclaim!
It's been six years and still no closure?!
I'm not gonna be cool!
I know you've had plenty of time,
"Portal" and "Left 4 Dead" both had a sequel!
— "Gaben", a parody of Eminem's "Stan" by Youtube user onanotherlevel85.

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