Quotes / Vaporware

And then Indonesia claimed that they
Were going to get one, any day.
Tom Lehrer on Indonesia's nuclear ambitions, "Who's Next?"

Pat: It came out!
Matt: No...
Pat: It came out!
Matt: Okay, you encoded something on a disc, and you put it in here to troll me.
...
Pat: Downloadable content?! They still didn't finish the whole game!

"Winter has been coming for sixteen fucking years!"
Rage of Thrones by Axis of Awesome

Dear Mr. "I'm too fat to finish our flagship game",
This'll be the last time you'll EVER hear me exclaim!
It's been six years and still no closure?!
I'm not gonna be cool!
I know you've had plenty of time,
"Portal" and "Left 4 Dead" both had a sequel!
— "Gaben", a parody of Eminem's "Stan" by Youtube user onanotherlevel85.

Johnny Storm: I know I'm probably not supposed to know, but is there a date in the future...
Deadpool: ...that Half-Life 3 drops? Excuuuuse me, I thought you said it was "important".

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