Quotes: Van Helsing Hate Crimes
Lori: Horrible. It's all horrible.
To be able to fly? To be smoke, or a wolf; to know the night, and live in it forever? That's not so bad.
You call us monsters, but when you dream, it's of flying and changing, and living without death. You envy us. And what you envy...
Why do you even want
to kill vampires? Sure, they're snobby
... Uh... I mean, I'd imagine so
, on Tiffany Winters' proposal
to go hunt her ex-schoolmate and ex-rival.
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite
All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash
To a big dance party; a Monster Mash!
Wolfman, Frankenstein and Mummy were there
While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat
To fly out of his coffin and-
Never fear, Simon Belmont is here
To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear
I will end your cruel necromancing
Actually, we were just dancing...
To Hell, demon beasts, from whence you came
Now run away, free this land of its chains
As God as my witness, I shall see you all slain!