Quotes / Urban Legend of Zelda

"Egg hatching! Who'd have thought Stop 'N' Swop would come to this. It'll be machines next..."
Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie (Xbox Live Arcade version only)

There is a FOURTH TRIFORCE PIECE! LOOK! IT FITS INTO THE MIDDLE! Congrats, you passed Fisher Price's "Shapes and Numbers for Toddlers".
— Gannon Banned, http://gannon-banned.com/

Ermac does not exist!
—A decoded message from Mortal Kombat II.

There's actually more conspiracy theories regarding Sonic games than JFK's assassination, if you look hard enough.
djpretzel, OverClocked ReMix

Q: What's all this about the 'ghost' characters who attack enemies in the distance? Is it true that they were programmed in to keep the number of active enemies down to a certain level?
A: We're not convinced that this exists. We certainly didn't program it in. Take your cart to a priest if you are at all worried.