Quotes / Unwanted Harem

"Damn my charisma!"

"He's got ninety-nine problems, and these bitches are the main ones."
TOM 3.0; when advertising the Tenchi Muyo! DVDs during the April Fools' Day Toonami revival.

Grosvener: Yes yes—I am aesthetic and poetic.
All the Ladies: Then, we love you!
Dragoons: They love him! Horror!
Bunthorne and Patience: They love him! Horror!
Grosvener: They love me! Horror! Horror! Horror!

Julie: Just how many girls are in your life now?
Ben: At this point, I don't even have a clue.

"Oh, what gives? Don't you like women hurling themselves at you?"
— An unwanted suitor to Shinji, HERZ, chapter 1

"Everytime I see you, you have a new girl on your arm. I really can't congratulate you enough!"
Meme Oshino, Bakemonogatari