"You know what my favorite thing is about being a cartoonist?
I get to make up my own sound effects.
And you know what my second favorite thing is about being a cartoonist?
I get to throw stuff to the floor and try to write down the sounds they make.
"Speaking of which, here I finally had the opportunity to use 'scythe!' as a sound effect; that's really the best thing about scythes in comics - they come with their own, easily-identifiable sound effect."
"I don't know how flinging someone actually made the sound 'fling'."
The universal sound: "Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo."