"I hate it when NERDY STAT NERDS devalue the postseason because they say itís a small sample size and therefore a crapshoot. You know what? FUCK YOU. Iíve spent 38 years of my life investing in the idea of a title meaning something, so donít bring your cynical sports atheism to my fucking house. I donít wanna hear another guy complain that a title game is low quality because two wild card teams lucked their way into it. I still like underdogs. They are GRITTY and SCRAPPY and got to the title game because HEART. Stop turding up the punch bowl."
—Drew Magary, "Not All Hot Takes Are Stupid!"
"A perfectly-honed retread of every other movie about how a team of losers wins the big game. Oops! I gave away the ending!"
"Well, well, well! If it isn't the Besaid Aurochs! They're a living, breathing, statistical impossibility! I've never seen a team this bad!"
—Announcer, Final Fantasy X
Seneca Crane: Everyone likes an underdog.
President Snow: I don't.