"What a mysterious game"
“This is a character action game where you play as a black dude who used to be a fireman and you get ancient fuckin' Mayan shit attached to you and you're fighting a Chinese guy in an industrial wasteland, and you get a scythe in South America. And your mask talks to you.”
“Marlow Briggs confuses his way into your heart for Smash.”
Games that should not exist but I’m happy they do...
“Let the rage of Africa drive your blade ”
"You'll never kill me, Son of Nigeria!"
You can hurt anything as long as you’re angry enough
I don’t think I’ve ever truly gone balls to the wall.
"Oh, I'm gonna suck that dick!"
"See ya later, Fuckers!"
“Are you here? It's me,
. I don't believe in you.”
"Make sure that my gravestone has the words “OK” on it."
If you’re so important and smart, how come you’re DEAD?
I lost my hand in an argument over what color the Gamecube was.”
The world can’t forget you if you don’t get up.
See kids, if you didn’t know, if you drink more you’ll get cooler each time. It’s like a level.
"Yeah, they do a lot of wrestling. I accidentally went in there and got DDT’d once."
“He'll shake everybody down. He'll shake everyone you love.”
“There's two things that bond two friends to life as brothers, and that's beating other men up and watching porn together.”
SNEKS HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?