Quotes: Twist Ending

"Best. Show. Ever! The hero chases this serial killer, John Mirra, and in the end he's in this insane asylum toilet, and he looks in the mirror, and he sees the killer there. See, he's in the John and he looks in the mirror, so it's like John Mirra, and he's the killer himself!"
"Hey! I haven't seen it, now you spoiled it, thanks a lot."
Enemy Chatter, Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne

I kind of hate twist endings and, if someone were foolish enough to give me despotic powers over all fiction, I would impose a ten-year moratorium on them along with creepy children and procedurals with social misfit lead characters.