"In at least half the bar fight scenarios, he's the one who initiates the violence....I'm not positive, but I think Bas Rutten has made the first self defense instructional video for the bad guy. Which is troubling news because it's much, much better than the ones for the good guy:"
Bass Rutten: He goes to shake your hand, BADABAM you slash his throat with a knife... SLOSH SLOSH you warm your penis in da wound, den BAM go for da knee strike to da liver. SPLAT POODA BING he's done.
Chris: I will say, the part where Deadpool uses Cyclops powers, and inexplicably starts blasting directly at Wolverine’s penis? That’s definitely something Deadpool would do.
Matt: Not even so much out of malice as much as just curiosity. He’d want to know how long it takes to grow back.
Terry: (knees the Joker)
Joker: What are you doing?!
Terry: Fighting dirty.
Joker: The real Batman would never-
Terry: (wrenches Joker's arm) Told ya you didn't know me.
Well, fighting is bad to begin with, right? So if you're going to fight, you're already wrong. I mean, you're already at the party, so why not fight dirty?
— Coach John McGuirk
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!
Miguel: We need a miracle!
Tulio: No, we need to cheat!
If you're not cheating, you're not trying!
— Los Guerreros motto
There's no such thing as "dirty" in a fight!
— Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
When outmatched... cheat.
—Batman, Batman: The Brave and the Bold
If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
— Murphy's Laws of Military Operations
hmf. Iz still cheating. But in der goot vay!