Quotes / Trouser Space

"There's plenty of space in my trousers... sadly."
Richie, Bottom, after smuggling a BBC camera

Light: As for Misa's Death Note, I'll keep it in the only place I know it will be safeómy pants.
Misa: Oh, it'll be safe there! Light doesn't even let me in his pants!
Ryuk: You're not missing anything.

"I always keep a spare pack in my pants. Some would say 'pocket,' I say 'in my pants'."
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