Quotes: Trophy Wife

A man very often owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus

"A man works hard. Builds something. Waters it...grows rich and powerful...leaves his wife for a younger beauty. These are the reasons we take certain (face darkens) certain blood oaths.

If I told you that picture was taken anywhere but L.A., you’d say, 'Awww, what a sweet picture of a pepaw taking his granddaughter out for smoothies.' But that legal fetus isn’t Steven Bauer’s granddaughter, she just looks like she is... An extra large serving of awkward is going to be served up at the Loudon family Thanksgiving dinner table when Lyda says, 'Daddy, can you please pass the taters,' and both Steven and John reach for the bowl at the same time..
Michael K., "Manny From Scarface and His Barely Legal Girlfriend"