"Sure, it's easy to compliment Bizarro and Sinestro, but what the fuck would you say about Toyman? 'The amazing Bizarro! And next to him, the pretty-good-at-ping-pong Toyman! The... talking Grodd! Followed by the... the... followed by SCARECROW!'"
"What can you say about Carlton? ...He was Carlton."
— Philip Banks giving a eulogy for Carlton after Will accidentally killed him, The Fresh Pince of Blair
"You're welcome to join us today in the fine southern England town of Woking, described by no less an authority than the Oxford English Dictionary as 'A town in southern England'."
— Humphrey Lyttelton, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
Pearl: Marina, tell the good people about Inkblot Art Academy.
Marina: Well, Inkblot is uh...um... It's a place that exists.
Lemony Snicket is the author of many books, including those in A Series of Unfortunate Events and All the Wrong Questions. A lifelong resident, he now divides his time and is currently at work.
— Author blurb for Read Something Else
"Thank you, thank you, that's very kind of you to say. And you, also, are wearing some clothes."
— Barnaby "The Butcher" Fortescue III, after a security bloke compliments his coat, Oxventure Presents: Blades in the Dark
"Final Fantasy VII may be the single most divisive game in RPG history. There are those who think of it as the best RPG ever, still having no equal, while others consider it the most overrated piece of trash ever. Either way, both sides agree: it is definitely one of the games of all time."
— The Cutting Room Floor's article for Final Fantasy VII.
for Final Fantasy VII.If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... it's that I'm dying.
— Frieza, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
"I've read this[…]book[…]this year."
— Back-of-book blurb on this cyberpunk parody edit by Jack Grimes
by Jack Grimes