Quotes / Toy Story

Woody: YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOOOOY!! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... oh, you're an action figure. You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING!!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. [does Vulcan Salute] Farewell.
Woody: Oh YEAH? Well good riddance, ya loony!

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Aw, great, great. If anybody attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.

"Don't you get it? You see THE HAT? I AM MRS.... NESBITT!" [laughs hysterically]
Buzz (after getting drunk on pretend tea)

"Look, over there is a kid who thinks you're the greatest, and it's not because you're a space ranger, pal. It's because you're a toy. You are HIS toy!"

Woody: Oh, now, Buzz. What can Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
Andy: Oh, what is it? What is it? Wow! A puppy!
[Woody and Buzz look at one another and chuckle nervously.]

Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh, well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not ON my planet, are we?
Woody: No?

"Toy Story was the first completely CGI animated film. But that's not why we made it. We made it because we wanted to tell a good story."
John Lasseter