Woody: "YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOOOOY!! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... oh, you're an action figure. You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING!"!
Woody: "Oh YEAH? Well good riddance, ya loony!"
Buzz: "I've set my laser from stun to kill."
Woody: "Aw, great, great. If anybody attacks, we can blink 'em to death."
And as the years go by, our friendship will never die.
You're gonna see, it's our destiny...,
You got a friend in me.
—Randy Newman, "You've Got a Friend in Me"
Don't you get it? You see THE HAT? I AM MRS.... NESBITT!" [laughs hysterically]
Look, over there is a kid who thinks you're the greatest, and it's not because you're a space ranger. pal. It's because you're a toy. You are HIS toy!