"That was easy. Those kids on TV should try stuff like that instead of those silly growth machines and potions."
— Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes: The Series, "The Genius Hamster"
(referring to Gabe) "Oh, yeah. He's the devil. No, he's like a devil perched up on the shoulders of another devil, wearing an overcoat so as to appear as a single, larger devil. It's a classic bit, and ordinarily it would be harmless. But in this case, it has terrifying ramifications."
— Tycho, Penny Arcade, "A Near Thing"