Quotes / Too Kinky to Torture

"With the thrice-damned renegades of lewd Slaanesh, your well-tried techniques of forceful inquisition will serve you ill. These voluptuaries and heretics that debase themselves before their so-called Lord of Dark Delights are not to be unburdened of their lisping truths by subtle pressures or the keen probing of your instruments. Conspiring against all decency even in such matters, these libertines take pleasure from our inquiries, debauching themselves with inhuman dissolution upon the racks and wheels of Verity. For these abominations, other methods are required…"
Codex Abominatus, Warhammer 40,000

"Yes, get angry! Because if you don't punish me, Gensokyo shall be no more!"
Tenshi Hinanai, Scarlet Weather Rhapsody

A faery buzzed up to her and bit at her. She ignored it.
Staring at the Laughing Sister as it clung to the smiling priestess, sucking blood, the sailor went pale. A moment later, his shoulders struck the crock-laden shelves of the back wall.
Smiling wryly, the Nightlash stalked toward him.
Grimacing, he raised a balled fist in desperation — and Dredra of Loviatar lowered her arms, whips and all, and thrust herself forward to take his blow. "Well?" she murmured, licking her lips, "I'm waiting for your contribution."
The Night Tymora Sneezed

"I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?"

"Ahh, my nipples! They hurt when I twist them!"
Mel Gibson, South Park

"I'm a 20-year man. I know the difference between punks who need a little lesson in manners, and the freaks like you who would just enjoy it."
Detective Stephens, The Dark Knight

"You have nothing! Nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!"
The Joker (laughing while being beaten), The Dark Knight

"Hurry it up, ya hoosier bastard! I could kill ten men while you're standin' here fooling around!"
— Carl Panzram, Murderer (to his executioner)

Ahkna: Where does it hurt Scorpius? Here? Or here? Tell me what you know about wormholes, hm? Even the smallest secret, and I'll leave you in peace for an arn.
Scorpius: I've been searching my whole life for a female like you. (He waggles his tongue at her.)
Farscape, "We're So Screwed Part 2"

(Evil Laugh) Ahh… this pain… so sweet… so alive!
Albedo, Xenosaga after getting his whole arm blown off

"You're sick. You're not a person, you're a machine that's enjoying its own pain."
Kara Thrace to Leoben Conoy, Battlestar Galactica

"A glutton for punishment always gets his fill."
Ruth, Sam's grandmother from Sam & Max: Freelance Police

I used all of my most powerful torture techniques. Thousands perished when I was creating them… and he fucking enjoyed it!

You're hurting me. I like it.
Darla to Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

AD Skinhead: Agents! She's bound me, gagged me and abused me. I need help!
Agent Smoulder: How?
AD Skinhead: Make sure she never lets me go!
The X Fools

"It's true that the sea is a cruel mistress, but that kinda turns me on."
Captain McCallister, The Simpsons Game

Shaw: One of the things I left out of my file… I kind of enjoy this sort of thing.
Root: I am so glad you said that. I do too.
Person of Interest, "Relevance"

The pain in my legs keeps me awake. Wrapped in darkness, settled only by a paltry flame and my own furious thoughts, I cannot rest. A greater pain lies in store for me, I know, and the thought of it makes me both tremulous and aroused. I have learned to love pain, you see, to crave the wash of humors like a lover's touch. Thus, to torture me is to ensex me; to condemn me to the eternal flames is to hand me over to eternal bliss.

Then came Number 18. She seemed almost too eager to go home with you, but she had such a pretty face you couldn't wait to start carving.
You spent hours on her. What was this whore's problem? You knew how to hurt people, hurt 'em good, but she writhed in her cuffs and rope like she was getting off on it! She screamed and moaned mockingly—and even after you yanked out her tongue with pliers you could hear her voice in your head, suggesting atrocities you hadn't even conceived.
The Torturer, Vampire: The Masquerade - Clanbook: Tzimisce

Come on, give it to me, hit me, run a roll there!
Mr. Cat, Kaeloo

"That biosuit is my own special invention," said the Doctor as he materialised in front of her. "It consists of dermaplastic grafts that will transfer and amplify nerve impulses from every neuron in your body. Every sensation you experience will be multiplied tenfold, such as...pleasure!" The hologram reached up and brushed a single finger along the surface of her left breast.
Anna moaned in ecstasy.
"Or pain!" He picked up a short leather whip and lashed furiously at the astrometrix.
Anna moaned in ecstasy.
Doc blinked in surprise. It wasn't the reaction he'd been expecting.