It's better to burn out than to fade away
—Neil Young, "Hey Hey, My My (Into The Black)"
Scratch: By order of Dr. Robotnik, this program is canceled!
Grounder: Yeah! Your ratings are too good!
Life Guard: [adult swim]!
Heat Vision and Jack. Produced by Ben Stiller back when he was an under-appreciated genius, it's about a man who gains super intelligence in sunlight (played by Jack Black) who rides a talking motorcycle (played by Owen Wilson). Ron Silver, the bad guy from Timecop, played himself: an actor and superagent sworn to track down Jack Black. It's probably the most famous show that never got made, and the hardest thing we'll have to explain to our grandchildren when they ask why television is made for Mencias, which is how they will say "tards" in the future.