"If you need any confirmation of how cool the Samurai warriors of Japan were, look no further than the film The Last Samurai. These people managed to survive and kick ass even with Tom Cruise in their midst. It'd be like running a marathon while dragging a dead cow behind you."
Marianne: I'm not the one you need to answer to for your depraved behavior. There is a Higher Power who will judge you for your indecency.
Stephen Merchant: The body of Tom Cruise. The acting of...Bryan! (Ricky laughs)
Ricky Gervais: Mission: Impossible 8! Starring the bones and skin and stuff of Tom Cruise but with Bryan's brain!
Stephen Merchant: (Laughing) Do you like...Do you like Tom Cruise's face but not his acting? Then you'll love Mission Impossible 8!