Quotes: Token Evil Teammate

(wheeling a coma patient from the hospital)
David: Jack, we're really grateful.
Jack: I'm not doing it for you.
David: Well, then why are you doing it?
Jack: Because someday—trust me—I'm gonna need help moving a body and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.

Strax: Military tactics: The Doctor is still missing, but he will always come looking for his box. By bringing it here, he will lured from the dangers of London to this place of safety, and then we will [clenches fist] melt him with acid.
Clara: Okay, that last part...
Strax: And then we will not [clenches fist] melt him with acid. (Old habits.)

"You can erase my program, Doctor, but you can never change the fact that you've already used some of my research. Where was your conscience when B'Elanna was dying on that table? Ethics? Morality? Conscience? Funny how they all go out the airlock when we need something."
Crell Moset, Star Trek: Voyager ("Nothing Human")

"It was six days before they caught up with the caravan. By that time they had lost two more men. One had succumbed to exhaustion, falling asleep one night and not waking up, while Kirran, inevitably, had tumbled down a precipice. Kirran had been out of sight of all but Tarn at the time, and Golgoth suspected Tarn had killed the lad to keep his murderer's hands bloody. Golgoth didn't mind, as long as the assassin didn't make a habit of it."

Belkar: See, now that's what being on a team is all about. You wanted to not kill ANY hobgoblins, I wanted to kill ALL the hobgoblins, and what happened? We compromised: I killed ONE of the hobgoblins.
Celia: You didn't need to kill him.
Belkar: True. But I didn't need to NOT kill him either.

Winston Churchill: Finally, Germany, Japan, and Italy have been beaten, and the planet is once again safe for democracy.
Joseph Stalin: That's what you think, comrade. Heheheheheheh.
Histeria!, "World War II"

Chan: Gila Mobster! You have a morally ambiguous lifestyle. Do you know where they'd take Arnie once captured?
Gila Mobster: I cannot recall.
Chan: For twenty bucks?
Gila Mobster: Twenty-five.

"I'm not evil, I'm... nuanced."
Kevin 11, Ben 10: Ultimate Alien

"Isn't that why you losers keep me around? Hurting people is the only thing I'm good at."

"He's a bastard, but he's our bastard."
Richard Nixon on then Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza

"The Lannisters swindled their enemies, the Storm Kings hammered them, and the Starks cut off their heads. In such company as this, were the Boltons so... indelicate?"
Roose Bolton, Game of Thrones: History And Lore

This ain't for you, to kill a man tied up. It's for work like this, you bring along a man like me.
Black Dow, The Blade Itself.

"This is where Voyager becomes the Seven of Nine show! And why not? She’s far more interesting than two thirds of the regular cast...I love Seven’s introduction as the tubes snap away and she steps out of the smoke and shadows and declares ‘I speak for the Borg’. At this point you think how the hell can this drone become one of the crew? Ryan plays the drone icy cold just as she should be without a hint of emotion. Seven makes a wonderful observation that every action and decision they make is debated and conflicted — perhaps they could do with a little Borg uniformity."
Doc Oho on Star Trek: Voyager, "Scorpion Pt. 2"