Quotes: They Just Didn't Care

Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "The PTA Disbands"

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    Live-action TV 

TV's Frank: Yeah, Larry, come here. Larry, tell them. Tell these people. Tell them how you took your dream — your vision! — and through blood, sweat, and effort, you owned that dream and turned it into a reality through years — well, days — of hard work, determination, and struggle! You took that cherished dream that you had, and you... (trails off looking at Larrys dull, lifeless expression.) You don't really care, do you?
— The official Deep 13 rebuttal to the They Just Didnt Care sketch, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Attack of the Eye Creatures


Lansing and another girl are tied to trees (saplings would be a better word) by the creatures, and then Lansing is carried off and given to Bigfoot. Bigfoot is usually shot from a camera angle between his toes, making him loom over the camera like King Kong, but when we see him straight-on he looks about five feet ten inches or eleven inches tall. He wears a shaggy costume stitched together out of old, dirty brown shag rugs.
Roger Ebert on Bigfoot (1971)

    Web Animation 

As the game begins with the usual slew of idents playing, the CryEngine™ logo is accompanied by the words "Achieved with CryEngine™"! And you know, I don't think "achieved" is the word I'd use. "Shat Out with CryEngine™", maybe. "Tortuously Prolonged with CryEngine™". Or perhaps "ENABLED with CryEngine™", in the same way one enables a crippling drug habit. Fuck yes, I'm reaching for the low-hanging fruit. It's been a long year, and taking it out on something no one with even a passing interest in reality will defend is my equivalent of a day at the spa.

    Web Original 

Perhaps the most telling moment is when K-9 is hooked into the Minyan computer via what is very obviously a pair of binder clips at the end of telephone wires. What's striking about this isn't the use of cheap and everyday materials in Doctor Who — that's been going on for ages, with condom maggots and bubble wrap alien arms appearing in highly acclaimed stories. It's the fact that no effort whatsoever is made to disguise the fact that it's phone wire and binder clips. They're not spray-painted gold or anything. They're using phone wire and binder clips that are obviously being phone wire and binder clips. It's a stunning moment in which it's clear that the production department has simply given up all hope that this will ever look good.
TARDIS Eruditorum on Doctor Who, Underworld

I actually asked myself at one point if the writers for each episode are actually forbidden from talking to one another. I don't know why they would be, but it seems like one of the only logical explanations for how thoroughly in-series continuity is abandoned by most Smallville writers. (Another one is that, given how forgiving Smallville fans have proven themselves to be on issues of writing, the writers simply don't care, but that's too horrifying a prospect to consider seriously.)

Sandler openly admits that he uses every movie shoot as a free paid vacation for his family. He doesn't give a SHIT about making a good movie and he never has. He can't even be bothered to write a decent joke for the press release. It's insulting, because there are people out in Hollywood who actually DO work hard and want to put out quality entertainment. And yet here's Netflix handing Sandler millions to keep fucking a dog on camera...Stop letting this man do things.
Drew Magary, Make It Stop

In Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time, Patton Oswalt has a bit where he talks about what it really means to be successful as a comedian. He tells a story about being paid to do his act in front of a crowd so drunk that his mere presence is enough to earn a standing ovation, and how he received the offer to do that set (no new jokes, no material at all — just free money) forever, and how now he has to live with "the pulsing door of compromise and success", because at any point he can stop writing jokes and just make money. I bring this up because, in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Sandler described a similar moment where he made the exact opposite decision...His movies are just the easiest excuses for him to take vacations: 50 First Dates, he explains, was originally set somewhere else, and when he suggested shooting it in Hawaii everyone thought that was a very artistic decision. From then on, he's just used his fame as a way to hang out with his buddies or entertain his predilection for cross-dressing.

Chris: Lex and Lenny stroll up to an exhibit about Superman, where a single strand of his Super-Hair is holding up a 1,000-pound weight. Luthor and Lenny smash the glass case holding the super-hair before cutting it, because apparently those damn bolt-cutters were forged of Uru by the dwarves of Skartalfheim.
David: They don’t even have some sort of offhand line about how they’re kryptonite bolt cutters or something, which would even be believable for Luthor. They just use regular ol’ bolt cutters to cut this strand of hair holding a thousand pounds.
Chris: Superman IV: The Quest For A F*** To Give.
—Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

Seagal clearly doesn't give a shit, which, let me tell you, really enhances the viewing experience. In fact, Seagal's fight scenes make me yearn for the almost swan-like athleticism of actions stars like Pamela Anderson...We get virtually none of the things we expect, even from a bad Seagal flick. No martial arts mayhem, no obligatory speeches about how great Seagal's character is, no hysterically funny shots of Seagal running and holding his gun like a girl, and no snapped limbs at all. This film seems to have been made on autopilot at virtually every level.
The Agony Booth on Submerged (2005)

What I really think happened to this movie is that everything went wrong. The script was in a shambles, the animation shots weren't working out, the deadline was coming up, and finally everyone threw their hands up and said "To hell with it", and decided to put the movie in the can real quick and try to have a good time so they can go home early. The director just let the actors take the brakes off and do whatever they want. Jeremy Irons just read his crap dialogue and went for the most overdramatic Snidley Whiplash villain possible.

I can realize that the first movie had its own problems. After all, the producer was up against the wall with losing the rights to Atlas and had to make a movie quickly. A script and a director had to be rushed and the relatively small budget had to limit the kind of actors they had... But really this is a symptom of a larger problem which is incompetence. Take for example another scene where we establish Dagny’s smarmy jerkface brother who has no talent but hogs all the credit. He is a supposed multi-millionare but he goes into what appears to be a Circle K and is buying a tie for a piano concert next to the fucking Slim Jims and anti freeze. And you are just sitting there with this WTF look on your face thinking way too hard about things you shouldn’t be in the middle of this movie. Did they have really no more money left at that point and threw a tie rack in the middle of a QT? Is this some future thing that wasn’t established well? Kind of like how Taco Bell became fine dining in Demolition Man, fucking Exxons have now become superstores where you get everything from Armani to Hostess Snoballs?
Miles Antwiler on Atlas Shrugged Part II: The Strike

The video is a struggle! It’s the music performance equivalent of trying to have ass sex without lube and using spit and lotion instead. It’s awkward, painful and Mimi is trying to smile through it. I don’t know what’s going on. It looks like she’s having issues with her earpiece and either the track is screwed up or her mouth is on a 15-second delay because shit just isn’t working. A deaf cat on novocaine could lip-synch better...When Christmas was nearly canceled because of Mimi’s messy performance of “All I Want For Christmas,” some whores screamed that she really just should’ve lip-synched that shit. And now whores are screaming at her for lip-synching so badly that she made Brit Brit look like she has her PhD in lip-synching from Drag U. What do bitches want from Mimi? Actually, I doubt Mimi gives three queefs. As long as the check clears and the private jet is stocked with champagne and puppies, she no care. Yes, I’m pretty sure Mimi’s rider states that her private jet must be stocked with fresh puppies.
Michael K., "Mimi May Have Had Some Lip-Synch Struggles In Jamaica Last Night"

To show how little the designers cared, losing has Ahnuld appear and saying "I'll be back." Furthermore, losing all lives has big bad Vilos Cohaagen tell you that "Your game has been terminated." Thank you, Ronny Cox, for throwing out a phrase from the wrong freaking movie.

One's heart sinks the moment Bandai appears on the screen, given that Bandai's video game division basically spent the NES years releasing an unrelenting torrent of shit upon the world. Their games list is a fucking who's who of games I've previously complained about — Frankenstein: The Monster Returns, Chubby Cherub, Dick Tracy, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde... the list does not just go on, it goes on while actively torturing dark recesses of my brain with searing memories of playing this shit for half an hour at a stretch. Bandai is, lets face it, a company that exists, at least in NES terms, for the sole and express purpose of releasing crappy games. Actively. As a matter of policy, they clearly prefer to cheaply release shit than work to give the player a remotely entertaining experience.

Deep Serpent Assignments are not Team Service Announcements. They are what happens when someone suggests an idea for a Team Service Announcement, but says it in a way that makes me want to do it, but not put any effort into it. So I spend an hour barely animating and mixing together six songs and then slap it on YouTube with a name that voices one of my grievances.

Okay... guys... By this point, I knew... The film just gave up. They clearly had no idea what to do, so they just threw in some stupid ideas into the third act, hoping that it would entertain the younger children in the audience... I mean, the rest is just as horrible, but it had SOME idea of pacing... The whole third act seems rubbish, pointless, rushed and uninspired...
Duckyworths reaction to the climax of The Wild.

    Web Video 

How did this game come into existence? It..it..it isn't even a game. The only interactivity is moving the bus and honking the horn. It's as less of a video game as possible. Tiger handheld electronic games were more in-depth than this. There's no goal, other than to see how high you can rack up the score. In other words, how long can you hold the D-Pad for? You like that game?! Well you don't even need the game, just the controller and a timer! It'd be more fun to stare at a wall! I have a whole new appreciation for Desert Bus! Big Rigs is more exciting than this shit!
The Angry Video Game Nerd on Crazy Bus for Sega Genesis

    Real Life 

Stuart's a nice bloke, but when someone comes in who's never seen Star Trek before, and I say, Well, my character wouldn't do that, and he says, I don't care, just do it anyway— first of all, you wanna punch his lights out. And second of all, he's the director, and you kinda have to do what he says, cuz he just keeps making you do it over and over again.
Marina Sirtis on director Stuart Baird, Star Trek: Nemesis

...the people who were responsible for making the aliens look alien, what they'd done was stuck some cotton wool on their faces and dyed it green...I remember when we were doing the press screening at BAFTA and I was sitting next to this woman journalist and she saw this guy's face and she snorted with derisive laughter. When we turned up for that day on location and saw those aliens, we were so enraged. Everyone had tried so hard, to the best of their abilities but somebody else had thought well, we can just get away with something. And then that journalist's response, people just can't take it seriously after seeing that. Someone just didn't try.