Quotes: They Call Me Tomu

"Man, I hate fetuses, I really wanna kill one! YEAH!"

"The Bible makes your penis grow 3 inches in two weeks"

"Now: how do I become Hitler?"

"FUCK YOU, CORN SYRUP!"

"Moral of the story, Hitler is more powerful than Captain Planet."

"God is in all things. Jesus is God. Ergo Jesus is in all things. TV Tropes is a thing. Therefore Jesus is in TV Tropes. Therefore, Jesus is a troper. QED"

"If the conscience is unreasonable, then the conscience is wrong."

"Norquist is a likable guy when you get around the fact that he's part of what's absolutely destroying America."

"These are the unintended consequences that '''copyright maximalists such as Tomu''' never think through." — Bread God