Quotes: They Call Me Tomu

"Man, I hate fetuses, I really wanna kill one! YEAH!"

"The Bible makes your penis grow 3 inches in two weeks"

"Now: how do I become Hitler?"


"Moral of the story, Hitler is more powerful than Captain Planet."

"God is in all things. Jesus is God. Ergo Jesus is in all things. TV Tropes is a thing. Therefore Jesus is in TV Tropes. Therefore, Jesus is a troper. QED"

"If the conscience is unreasonable, then the conscience is wrong."

"Norquist is a likable guy when you get around the fact that he's part of what's absolutely destroying America."

"These are the unintended consequences that '''copyright maximalists such as Tomu''' never think through." — Bread God