Quotes / There Was a Door

A warehouse door will be reinforced. The walls around it will not. The walls beneath windows will not have reinforced beams.
Michael Westen, Burn Notice

"Hey Mario! Lots of people use something called a "door" to go in and out of their houses..."
Toad, Super Mario RPG

"And here he's crashing through another window! What is with this guy and his fear of doors? Did a door kill his family?"
Linkara, on the first chase scene in the Alone in the Dark (2005) movie

"Hehehehe! Oh, Bats, I've missed you. All the subtlety and nuance of a napalm enema."
Joker, after Batman uses the Batmobile to rip a wall down, Batman: Arkham Knight

<Knock Knock Knock>
D.P. Gumby: Come in!
D.P. Gumby: No, open the door and come in!
Monty Python's Flying Circus, "Gumby Theatre presents The Cherry Orchard by Anton Chekhov"

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

"You know, the door was open, Chief Break-Everything!"
Old Jewish Man, The Simpsons

"Uh, Nice? Why'd ya blow it up when the door's already open?"
Donny, Baccano!

"That's a nice angle on the wall, straight through it! I like your style! Certainly had me fooled! That's only part of the puzzle: most days you come through the door! Sometimes you even open it! But today you didn't, today you suddenly changed your routine! Why, eh? You in trouble, Vyv?"
Mike, The Young Ones

Tommy: What's with the chainsaw?
Hacken: Oh, I heard voices comin' from in here, you know? And I always figure it's best to make a really cool entrance—
Tommy: Jesus... Hacken, you see this? This is a door, incredible invention. Opens an' closes for you whenever you want. All you do is, you pull the handle here, see?

Kayla: How we gonna get it out of here?
Chase: The window!
Kayla: There is no window!
Chase: There is now!

"Doors are for people with no imagination."
Skulduggery, Skulduggery Pleasant

"Superman, thanks for saving my life... but did you have to come through my wall? I'm renting here, they got a security deposit! What am I supposed to do?"
Jerry Seinfeld

Dr. Doom: Yes? That is how DOOM enters a room. How do you do it?
Spider-Man: Uh, through the door? And sometimes the window, but that doesn't count.
Dr. Doom: The DOOR? Like a PEASANT?
Marvel Adventures The Avengers: Infinity Gauntlet

"Megamind! You're actually the guy I wanna see! Also, there's a door here."
Titan, Megamind

"I've yet to encounter a potentially dangerous situation that can't be defused by smashing through a wall."
Garrus Vakarian, Renegade

"Oh look. There is another wall in my way. Temporarily."
Sawtooth, Freefall

"I THINK this is a docking station. Ready? *WHAM* Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical. Hold on!"

Marine: Why did you break (the wall) if you ended up having to fix it?!
Garp: Because it's cool to enter a scene like that!

Saivah: Where did you come from?
Shogetsu: Through the front door, of course.
Salsaneia: It was a heavy door, so it took us a while.
Befyladita: I'm sorry. I guess he was too excited to ring the doorbell.

(After Bizarro broke down the wall to a restaurant, Lois wants to leave.)
Lois: But use the door next time.
Bizarro: Ok. (breaks down the door)

I don't feel like using doors or windows either! The wall is good enough for me!

"Hobbes, I don't know about you, but I'm about to make a new door in this cellar!"

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wait, no, no! Don't open the door; you'll let in Perry the Platypus!
Vanessa: You know he'll just blow the door down if you don't open it. (opens door revealing Perry holding a bazooka) Come in, Perry. Toodles!
Doofenshmirtz: I'm worried about her, Perry the Platypus. (notices Perry's bazooka) Hey! You were going to to blow down my door!

Robotnik, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Robo-Ninjas.

"Yeah, coming through the wall was real fucking cool. USING THE FRONT DOOR WAS COOL!"
Dane Cook, "Not So Kool Aid"

"You don't go through doors, you go through walls. Do you have some kind of grudge against buildings? Do you have some mental issue? A complex? A pathological hatred of architecture?"
Odin, Oh My God

"Oh, look who's too all-powerful to stoop to using airlocks."
Ennesby, Schlock Mercenary

Cartel Soldier 1: They're gone, man!
Cartel Soldier 2: Shit, even the walls are gone!
Black Lagoon, "Roberta's Blood Trail"

Ethel: Isn't there any other way Superman enters a room?
Lucy: Well, sometimes he comes bursting through the wall, but you know how Fred would feel about that.

"Nice entrance. Either you've never heard of a door, or you just like pulling glass out of your shorts!"

"Hey! I just fixed that door!"
Bill Cipher's reaction to a Humongous Mecha breaking through his castle's door, Gravity Falls

Wanda: Vis! We talked about this!
Vision: Well, the door was open, so I assumed...
Captain America: Civil War, shortly after the Vision phases through a wall.

She was interrupted when Kizo smashed through the outer wall of the building.
The Kryptonian deliberately avoided crushing the communications board against the wall. He thought he might have use for that. But it was fun to make an entrance like this, and note the fear and surprise in his enemies' eyes. Superman must have done it like this.

Elan: [crashing through the window] The jig is up, Kubota! Surrender now!
Therkla: Elan, I left the door open for you, you know.
Elan: Right, that's why I had to go around and find another way to crash dramatically into the scene. Don't worry, you're new at this, it's an easy mistake to make.

I dunno... lab-perfected pinnacle of human evolution and it couldn't operate a bloody door handle...
Reddin on Malak's destruction of Tehran, Supergod

"I would have knocked but my fist had other plans."
Jack Stiles, Jack-of-All-Trades

Mag entered in the manner so many of these self-absorbed supernatural cretins seemed to adore. He blasted the door into a cloud of flying splinters with what I presumed was magic.