History Quotes / TheUnintelligible

-->'''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}''', [[Recap/ChowderS1E20MungOnTheRocks "Mung on the Rocks"]]

-> '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Brave}} Merida]]''': A' gi'd mah mammy a cake, she turned inty a big bear, n' mah auld yin tries tae dae her in! If that's not pure mess, a' daena know whit is!\\[[note]]"I gave my mom a cake; she turned into a big bear and my old man tries to do her in! If that's not a total mess, I don't know what is!"[[/note]]

-> '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Brave}} Merida]]''': A' gi'd mah mammy a cake, she turned inty a big bear, n' mah auld yin tries tae dae her in! If that's not pure mess, a' daena know whit is!\\

->"I have come to accept that people who don't hear our accents all the time genuinely cannot tell the difference between mine, yours and the guy who played Scotty in ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]''."

->"I have come to accept that people who don't hear our accents all the time genuinely cannot tell the difference between mine, yours and the guy who played Scotty in ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]''."
-->-- '''Siobhan Redmond''', ''Dream Me Up Scotty! The Scottish Accent on Screen''

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/ADoseOfBuckley Michael Buckley]]''', on Gucci Gang by Music/LilPump (specifically, the lyrics that aren't a billion {{Title Drop}}s in a row), ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phGwHpgKMUA The Ten Worst Songs of 2017]]''

->''(Unintelligible mumbling)''

->''It's unintelligible''
->''I just can't get it through my skull''
->''It's hard to [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped bargle nawdle zouss]] (?)''
->''With all these marbles in my mouth''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Smells Like Nirvana"

->''I don't understand you''\\
''I just don't understand you''\\
''I don't understand the things you say''\\
''I can't understand a single word...''
-->--'''Music/TheyMightBeGiants''', Fingertips (I Don't Understand You)

-> Meep meep meep! MEEEEEP!
-->-- '''[[TheWoobie Beaker]]''', ''Series/TheMuppetShow''

-> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

->''Hey, it's Garbly! Everyone loves him because they can't understand him!''
-->-- '''[[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Leela]],''' telling a story to kids.

->'''Mickey''': ''(pretending he's dying)'' Tell Donald... Tell Donald....
->'''Mortimer''': ''(urgently)'' YES, YES?
->'''Mickey''': I never understood a word he... said.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'', "Mickey's April Fools"

-> ''He could be ''so'' frustrated right now and all I'd know is that he used to be Charlie Brown's English teacher.''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} General Ironicus]]'''

->[[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Arnold]] sometimes talks like a man who is both breast feeding and drowning at the same time.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.break.com/article/the-12-best-arnold-kills-out-of-all-509-2554063 "The 12 Best Arnold Kills (Out of 509)"]]

->Should any of you wish to see this movie, get the DVD. (Oh, and consult a psychiatrist.) Not that there’s much to in the way of extras on this disc. In fact, it’s rather bare boned. ...No, I suggest the DVD because of the one other feature you can’t get on the video. Subtitles. Sure, the film’s in English. But [[Creator/StevenSeagal Seagal]] adopts a really lame and mushmouthed ‘Western’ accent here. When combined with his trademark whispery voice, well, half the time you can’t make out what the heck he’s saying. Seriously. However, just hit the Subtitle button on your DVD remote and problem solved. Hmm, now if I could just find a button that made the movie less moronic…
-->--'''Jabootu''' [[http://www.jabootu.com/patriot.htm on]] ''The Patriot''

->Music/DavidLeeRoth breaks open the crazy with what might be the greatest mashed jumble of words ever committed to tape, which is bookended by two patented David Lee Roth howls...There are a lot of things I don't understand about the world. Chief among them is: Why aren't we all wearing T-shirts with "[=GoddamnitbabyyouknowIain'tlyin'toyaI'monlygon'tellyouonetimeAhhhyaaaa!=]" on them?
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-lead-singers-that-sound-shockingly-bad-without-band_p2 "4 Lead Singers That Sound Shockingly Bad Without the Band"]]

->[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcC1WNy22w This]] clip that’s been making the round of Music/IggyAzalea mouth farting into the mic at the Splash Festival in Germany will make you laugh, cry and scream for a priest because bitch sounds possessed. While looking like [[strike:Music/LadyGaga]] Lady Russell Stover, the rillest MC in da game spit out the sounds of a train wreck...If you switched Siri’s language to Cantonese on your iPhone and asked her to recite a Music/KanyeWest rant backwards, she’d make more sense than Iggy does in that clip. Bitch sounds like Nell speaking tongues in Pig Latin after burning her tongue on hot soup. I did hear a “chickabee” or two in there.\\\
What I’m saying is that this is my favorite Iggy Azalea performance of all-time. All hail the Queen of [[{{Scatting}} Scat!]]
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/18/open-post-hosted-by-whatever-is-coming-out-of-iggy-azaleas-mouth-in-this-video/ Michael K.]]'''

->''How about some SUBTITLES you JERKS?! It's bad enough we have to listen to them belch their lines, but we can't even understand what they're saying!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' regarding the Wookies talking in ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''

->"It isn't an easy language to learn, what with all the growls and howls. Big Z told me the whole point was to make it difficult for outsiders to understand."
-->-- '''Mission Vao''', on the Wookiee language, ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic''

->"Hey! Hey, speak up! I can't hear you over your obnoxious beat! I've listened to this theme song so many times! Like, I doubled down on how many times I listened to this theme song compared to all of the others, and I've never been able to make out all of the lyrics! Except for, you know, [[BrokenRecord this]][[note]]referring to the repetition of "It's the Nutshack!"[[/note]]."
-->--'''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''', on the theme song for ''WesternAnimation/TheNutshack''

->''They whisper his name''
->''Sotto Voce!''
->''His silence is his fame''
->''Sotto Voce!''
->''His enemies all fear him''
->''You can barely hear him''
->''Invincible and inaudible''
->''Sotto Voce!''
-->-- ''Series/TheMicallefProgram''

-> '''Sour Cream''': Muh! Muh muh muh! Muh muh muh muh muh!
-> '''Marty''': What did you say?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->"Penitenziagite! Watch out for the draco who cometh in futurum to gnaw your anima! Death is super nos! Pray the santo pater come to liberar nos a malo and all our sin! Ha ha, you like this negromanzia de Domini Nostri Jesu Christi! Et anco jois m'es dols e plazer m'es dolors... Cave el diabolo! Semper lying in wait for me in some angulum to snap at my heels. But Salvatore is not stupi-dus! Bonum monsasterium, and aqui refectorium and pray to dominum nostrum. and the resto is not worth merda. Amen. No?"
->As this story continues, I shall have to speak again and at length of this creature and record his speech. I confess [[LampshadeHanging I find it very difficult to do so]] because I could not say now, as I could never understand then, what language he spoke.
-->--''Literature/TheNameOfTheRose''

->"God, I'm glad that Genius.com exists; I got, like, four words out of that."
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/ADoseOfBuckley Michael Buckley]]''', on Gucci Gang by Music/LilPump (specifically, the lyrics that aren't a billion {{Title Drop}}s in a row), ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phGwHpgKMUA The Ten Worst Songs of 2017]]''

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/RalphBreaksTheInternet''

->''"For there is a certain matter never spoken of in polite society, and yet known to all, which will, if we ignore it — pretending that it does not exist — turn what should be a pleasant social occasion into an insufferable ordeal. You do know — or as you would say, ‘ken’ — what I speak of, my lord?”''\\
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''“Crivvens!” exclaimed Lord Gy. “Wha hae foostit ben the heid-hoose!?” Then he added, with unmistakable sarcasm: “Serr’s, a coud gae through the fluir.”''\\
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''“Brilliant, that is a paradigmatic specimen,” said Throwley. “It is this, my lord: you do not speak English.”''
-->--''Literature/TheBaroqueCycle''

-> '''[[Manga/MagicKnightRayearth Mokona]]''': Pu-pu puu! Pupu, pupu-pupupupuuu-pu?\\
'''[[Manga/MagicKnightRayearth Hikaru]]''': Good point. It's important to rest up when it's time to rest. That's a big tenet of martial arts too.\\
'''[[Anime/TheBraveExpressMightGaine Fire Diver]]''': Were they just... conversing?\\
'''[[Anime/TheBraveExpressMightGaine Police Diver]]''': All my sensors registered was "Puu."\\
'''[[Anime/TheBraveExpressMightGaine Jet Diver]]''': Your sensors aren't malfunctioning. That's all I get from the voice data every time I replay it.\\
'''[[Anime/TheBraveExpressMightGaine Drill Diver]]''': However, it appears the girl does in fact understand what that creature is saying.
-->-- '''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsT'''

->''"Why in the hell do journalists insist on coming up with a second-rate Freudian evaluation of my lyrics, when 90 percent of the time they've transcribed them incorrectly?"''
-->-- '''[[Music/{{Nirvana}} Kurt Cobain]]''' getting frustrated at how people reacted to his singing

->'''Elyse:''' Look, Bob Dylan, I thought you would be better at this because you groomed your son Jacob Dylan to be a famous singer too-
->'''Adam:''' [''As Bob Dylan''] My son's [[FunWithSubtitles a pizza shit!]]
->'''Elyse:''' But it looks like you can't manage a band as well as I thought you could.
->'''Adam:''' [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped I ave myon shoe, serious exam]]! Eat my ass!
->'''James:''' I think I got that last part...
-->--'''Creator/{{Funhaus}}''', ''[[https://youtu.be/u6v_idUQwJM?t=286 Always Rock Hard: Band Manager gameplay]]''

->'''Harry Kane''': OHHHH, I TRIED! I didn't ask for all this pressure, but I swear on the grave of King Richard, I gave it me all and I'd trade in all me golden boots and all me feets and all me toes for one more chance of making the bloody final! (''cries'')
->'''Dele Alli''': Aw Harry, I'm so sorry mate. It's just, none of us have any idea what you just said.
-->--''WebAnimation/TheChampions2018''

-->--''WesternAnimation/MickeyDonaldGoofyTheThreeMusketeers''

->'''Senpai''': Not bad for an ugly worm. [[CrossesTheLineTwice But this time I'll rip your nuts off right after your girlfriend finishes gargling mine]].
->'''Boyfriend''': [[NoPunctuationIsFunnier Bop beep be be skdoo bep]]
-->--''VideoGame/FridayNightFunkin''

->'''Boyfriend''': Bop beep be be skdoo bep