"Now I know why Moe was always mad."
— Titus, Titus
"Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard..."
— Background PA page, St. Elsewhere
"Why, you idiot!"
— Moe Howard in oh so many shorts
"Virtual reality will give rise, for example, to Virtual Stooge, where you can call up any episode of The Three Stooges and become the Fourth Stooge — actually experiencing the sensation of being whacked on the head with a plank by Curly. (This will be a hit primarily with men)."
— Diane English, predicting the year 2053