Quotes: The Slender Man Mythos

There's a man of such slim frame
That it's become part of his name.
I saw him in an indie game
And I'm not too proud to say I came.
Slenderman, oh Slenderman,
Consider me your friend-erman
I long to feel upon my cheek
That icy touch so tenderman.
Yahtzee Croshaw, Jim and Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular

Slender Man, Slender Man,
all the children try to run,
Slender Man, Slender Man,
to him it's part of the fun.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
dressed in darkest suit and tie,
Slender Man, Slender Man,
you most certainly will die.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
his branching arms are for collecting,
Slender Man, Slender Man,
his face is empty of expressing,
Slender Man, Slender Man,
he won't let you say goodbye,
Slender Man, Slender Man,
you most certainly will die.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
sometimes hums a lowly drone,
Slender Man, Slender Man,
he will wander 'round your home.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
blends in well within the trees,
Slender Man, Slender Man,
in the fog he's hard to see.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
dressed in darkest suit and tie,
Slender Man, Slender Man,
you most certainly will die.
The Slender Man Song

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