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Quotes: The Nondescript

Wally: For thousands of generations, the males in my family practiced selective breeding. The goal was to produce offspring that leave no biometric impression: no pulse, no fingerprint, no DNA.
Dilbert: Why?
Wally: We like to ask "Why not?"
Dilbert

Maebe: You couldn't pick her out of a lineup of one.

He was about...he was 'about'. He was about twenty, or about thirty. On Watch reports across the continent he was anywhere between, oh, six feet two inches tall and five feet nine inches tall, hair all shades from mid-brown to blond, and his lack of distinguishing features included his entire face. He was about...average.
—A description of Moist von Lipwig, Going Postal

Robert: "There are some people who leave impressions not so lasting as the imprint of an oar upon the water."
— Kate Chopin, The Awakening

Twenty people saw a man, and not a single one can describe him apart from being bald with a...tattoo on the back of his neck.
Detective Faulkner, Hitman Absolution