"There will be victory. I command it."
(complete deadpan)"You're all fired. Every fat, useless one of you."
The Beatings will continue until morale improves
—(Attributed) Imperial Japanese Navy Submarine Commander
"Stop exploding, you cowards!"
Now Ed flunked out of second grade, and never finished school.
He doesn't know a shelter half from an entrenching tool.
But he's going to be a big success.
He heads his class at OCS.
It makes a fella proud to be a soldier!
— Tom Lehrer
, It Makes a Fellow Proud to be a Soldier