Quotes: The Mike
Things Other Tropers Have Said
"This is my gun. I call it the Great Communicator."
"I don't know, it looks more like a Great Compensator to me."
"I, like, totally torqued her brains out last night, brah."
"The evil a man does lives after, the good is oft interred with their bones!
"Everyone always wants to be the angel of death, no one ever wants to be the angel of night long wrestling."
"When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the fucker's eyes. Then eat some crumpets."
"The size of the world is reason enough to move out."
"'Jesus suffering fuck' lacks any hint of hilarity or awesomeness when not said in a thick Irish accent."
"the fuck is an autumn
is that one of those fake seasons, like spring"
Things I've Been Quoted On
"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! GLASSES OF PUNISHMENT!"