-> ''You know the ones. The guys who aren't there when you turn around, the ones that hunt you down and knock you out cold before dragging you to wherever they think you should be. Them. Call them what you want; The FBI, the men in the black, the secret service. I don't know, myself; I never bothered to ask. I was too busy running.''
-->- ''[[http://philosophyontherun.blogspot.com/2010/10/introduction-of-sorts.html Philosophy On The Run]]''

->''There was a man upon the stair,\\
when I looked back, he wasn't there.\\
He wasn't there again today,\\
I think he's from the CIA.''\\
-- Variation of ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antigonish_%28poem%29 Antigonish]]''

->''"There's no such thing as Men in Black."''
-->-- '''Man in Black''', ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic''

->''I hear the music, daylight disc.\\
Three Men in Black said "Don't report this \\
Ascension," and that's all they said.\\
Sickness now, the hours dread.''
-->-- '''Music/BlueOysterCult''', ''E.T.I. (Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence)''

->'''INS Agent Janus:''' Who are you, really?
->'''Agent Kay:''' Really? (''dons glasses'') I am just a figment of your imagination.
->(''[[LaserGuidedAmnesia Kay neuralizes Janus]]'')
-->-- ''Film/MenInBlack''

->'''Sloan:''' Let's just say I belong to another branch of Starfleet Intelligence. Our official designation in Section 31.\\
'''Bashir:''' Never heard of it.\\
'''Sloan:''' We keep a low profile. Works out better that way for all concerned.

->''Those men in black with the matching suitcases\\
Where everything is on a need-to-know basis.''\\
-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', ''Party in the CIA''

->'' Here come the Men in Black, galaxy defenders! Here come the Men in Black, they won't let you remember!''
-->-- ''Men in Black'' song, from the film

->''The bright halogen headlights flooded the dank alleyway. Smashes-Steel heard the two men get out. Dark suits like a spider's body. Dark glasses like a spider's eyes. No smell at all, which bothered him more than the fact that the one on the left [[GoodThingYouCanHeal had been disemboweled ten minutes ago]]. They held guns, like most apes, but Smashes-Steel knew these guns were [[MagiTek something else entirely]].''
->''"Surrender," [[SpeakInUnison they said in harmony]]. Smashes-Steel growled; using his dying Rage, he ran towards the two, leaping at the one on the right. The guns blazed.''
->''In the distance, Night-Eyes howled for her lost leader. The Men in Black turned to each other. A strand of the [[EldritchAbomination Weaver]]'s web vibrated, telling them her position. Had they emotions, they would have smiled.''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse - Book Of The City''