"Roman Reigns beats the shit out of your pro wrestling father figure for a good twenty minutes. And I'm not sure how many roller coasters the WWE have been on, but they typically don't end with a beloved character being brutally murdered. (then again, Splash Mountain does leave it rather ambiguous.)
Roman Reigns pins The Undertaker clean, with about three weeks of build-up...because fuck you.
In a beautifully poignant moment, perhaps one of the only real WrestleMania moments of the last decade or so, The Undertaker removes his traditional garb, breaks character to kiss his wife at ringside, and makes that last slow walk down the ramp, to exit the arena, and the WWE, for the last time.
And in the time it takes him to do so, you could name literally every wrestler that deserved a shot at retiring him over Roman Reigns."
Roman Reigns pins The Undertaker clean, with about three weeks of build-up...because fuck you.
In a beautifully poignant moment, perhaps one of the only real WrestleMania moments of the last decade or so, The Undertaker removes his traditional garb, breaks character to kiss his wife at ringside, and makes that last slow walk down the ramp, to exit the arena, and the WWE, for the last time.
And in the time it takes him to do so, you could name literally every wrestler that deserved a shot at retiring him over Roman Reigns."
"Kane. John Cena. Giant Gonzales. CM Punk. Fake Undertaker. Bray Wyatt! The entire Wyatt Family; hell, I'll even throw Randy Orton in there. The Gobbledy Gooker. Bah-rock Lesner. A small Irish bloke named Greg. Eva Marie. Steve Austin. Gronk.
Broth—Team Extreme member Matt Hardy. Daniel BRAUUUN. The Big Show. (sound byte of Jerry Lawler going, "The Big Show!?") Yes, The Big Show! Raven. Kane. Fucking X-Pac. Spike Dudley. Big Dick Dudley. The Anonymous RAW General Manager. Goldberg. Gillberg. YouTube sensation...(long, awkward pause) Hulk Hogan. Kevin Nash. Scott Hall. Literally any former member of the nWo, which covers a lot of fucking ground! Rusev. Kane. The Boogeyman. Sabu! You. Yes, you, watching this video right now! You would've been a better choice than Roman Reigns! Feel free to brag about it in the comments. Bonesaw! Stephanie McMahon. Goldust. StarDust. Kenny Omega! AJ Styles. KANE."
Broth—Team Extreme member Matt Hardy. Daniel BRAUUUN. The Big Show. (sound byte of Jerry Lawler going, "The Big Show!?") Yes, The Big Show! Raven. Kane. Fucking X-Pac. Spike Dudley. Big Dick Dudley. The Anonymous RAW General Manager. Goldberg. Gillberg. YouTube sensation...(long, awkward pause) Hulk Hogan. Kevin Nash. Scott Hall. Literally any former member of the nWo, which covers a lot of fucking ground! Rusev. Kane. The Boogeyman. Sabu! You. Yes, you, watching this video right now! You would've been a better choice than Roman Reigns! Feel free to brag about it in the comments. Bonesaw! Stephanie McMahon. Goldust. StarDust. Kenny Omega! AJ Styles. KANE.""...but not JBL. Because fuck JBL."
