Quotes / The Loins Sleep Tonight

"We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, "Amazon Women in the Mood"

"My peep's on the fritz."
J.D., Scrubs, "My Monster"

"It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to..."
Porter, Macbeth

Jeff: All of us, in our time, are visited by the Melty Man.
Patrick: The what?
Jeff: Don't say his name, Patrick! Don't even think his name! Or he will rise from the shadow dimensions to do his evil work inside your terrified pants.
Patrick: (laughs) Terrified pants!
Steve: (gravely) There's nothing funny about the Melty Man, Patrick!
Patrick: You know about the Melty Man, too?
Steve: We all know the Melty Man.
Patrick: Who is he?
Steve: The arch-enemy of trouser confidence.
Jeff: Professor Moriarty, in groin form.
Steve: Darth Vader.
Jeff: Without the helmet!
Coupling, "The Melty Man Cometh"

"It's like biology. Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology and tonight biology failed me."
Chandler Bing, Friends