Quotes: The Loins Sleep Tonight
"We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
— Zapp Brannigan
, "Amazon Women in the Mood"
"My peep's on the fritz."
"It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to..."
All of us, in our time, are visited by the Melty Man. Patrick:
The what? Jeff:
Don't say his name, Patrick! Don't even think
his name! Or he will rise from the shadow dimensions to do his evil work inside your terrified pants. Patrick:
) Terrified pants! Steve:
) There's nothing funny about the Melty Man, Patrick! Patrick:
You know about the Melty Man, too? Steve:
We all know the Melty Man. Patrick:
Who is he? Steve:
The arch-enemy of trouser confidence. Jeff:
Professor Moriarty, in groin form. Steve:
Darth Vader. Jeff:
Without the helmet!
"It's like biology. Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology and tonight biology failed me."