"We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
— Zapp Brannigan, Futurama, "Amazon Women in the Mood"
"My peep's on the fritz."
— J.D., Scrubs, "My Monster"
"It makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to..."
— Porter, Macbeth
Jeff: All of us, in our time, are visited by the Melty Man.
Patrick: The what?
Jeff: Don't say his name, Patrick! Don't even think his name! Or he will rise from the shadow dimensions to do his evil work inside your terrified pants.
Patrick: (laughs) Terrified pants!
Steve: (gravely) There's nothing funny about the Melty Man, Patrick!
Patrick: You know about the Melty Man, too?
Steve: We all know the Melty Man.
Patrick: Who is he?
Steve: The arch-enemy of trouser confidence.
Jeff: Professor Moriarty, in groin form.
Steve: Darth Vader.
Jeff: Without the helmet!
—Coupling, "The Melty Man Cometh"