Nala: You must have really cared about me to hang on for that long.
Simba: I... I guess I do. You are my best friend, after all. I'll always take care of you.
— King's Ransom
, summarising the extent of Simba's love for Nala.
Tara: Shut... up... you... prep!
(Tara's guts explode over Simba, Nala and Haiba.)
Nala: Oh... gosh!
(Haiba wipes a fragment of intestine from his muzzle.)
Haiba: Oh, man! That is the second most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth!
(Simba fiddles around with his mouth.)
Simba: I think I've just swallowed something...
Haiba: You sure it wasn't her kidney?
Simba: Yeah, I think it was her kidney.
Haiba: Quiet, infidel, or I might just have to administer the Kiss of Death!
Nala: I hate sandstorms. They're really... sandy.
The Interceptor: Oh, I'm so scared of your girly little nails!
— The Interceptor
at his snarky
best in The Message
Hago: You can't escape us now.
Zazu: Actually, I could always fly away.
Simba: And leave us behind? You chicken!
Zazu: When things get very serious, I look out for my own best interests. In a situation like this, I find you very irrelevant.
Nala: You are a chicken! You'd leave us to die just so you could save yourself?
Zazu: I'd love to say no, but unfortunately the answer is yes.
— Zazu showing how much of a Dirty Coward
he can be in Zazu's in Charge
Haiba: Nala! Just the pussy I've been looking for!
Nala: Have you got the oranges?
Simba: No, it's just the way my tail pokes out.
Haiba: I'm so hot, I'm cool! And I'm so cool, I'm hot!
Death: Kufa inawadia.
Nala: Mom, how far is it?
, Friend Like Me
. The first ever line of dialogue in the series.
It was all me, Simba! I've been laying traps for you all along – ready to bring you to this exact moment! It's brilliant! It's ingenious! Better than when I burned down FernGully
! Better than when I crushed the Powerpuff Girls
! Better than ripping the heads off of all those annoying, colourful ponies who don't ever shut the hell up!
, Darkness Falls
. Not a brony