Dr. Kelso: Although damned if he doesn't disagree with me just because I said it.
J.D.: Sir, I don't think that's true...
Dr. Kelso: (calls out) It's hotter than hell in here, Perry!
Dr. Cox: Freezing!
Dr. Kelso: Great coffee, though!
Dr. Cox: Rat piss!
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Murphy here is an incompetent suck-up.
Dr. Cox: No, Bob, in fact, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with.
Dr. Kelso: (to J.D.) Your witness.
"I was supposed to be the one who stood to the side and said "Buffy, you're stupid and we're all going to die."
—James Marsters, speaking about his character on Buffy, Spike
"Did Angel deal with this kind of lip? I mean, other than from me? Did Buffy deal with this kind of lip? Again, other than from me?"
—Spike discovers leadership isn't all it's cracked up to be, Spike: After the Fall
"Look, even without the bow and arrows...the only Avenger who ever stood up to Captain America the way you did...was Hawkeye."
—Jessica Jones to Kate Bishop, Young Avengers
Tony: Following's not really my style.
Steve: And you're all about style, aren't you?
"As First Officer, it's my job to interject when the Commanding Officer does something I feel is a mistake, sir."
— Will Riker, Star Trek: The Next Generation
"A 'Jedi Knight'?! I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur!"
— Han Solo, Return of the Jedi
"I think it's best for all of us if you set the pace of the investigation, and we follow your lead. I'm cool playing second banana. I mean, I'm more the advisor type, you know? An ideas man, not an executive."
— Yosuke, Persona 4