Quotes: The Lancer

I was supposed to be the one who stood to the side and said "Buffy, you're stupid and we're all going to die."
James Marsters, speaking about his character on Buffy, Spike

Lisa: Why is the guy from Laverne and Shirley living in our house?
Squiggy: 'Cause nobody's watching you clowns! If you was to ask me, you're all too calm and happy. The essence of drama is conflict. That's why they gave me this tazer!
The Simpsons, "Helter Shelter"

I was expecting fireworks. Where's the anger, the vicious name-calling, the irrational accusations? I never would have agreed to be a witness if I knew you were going to be so civil. It's disgusting.
Quark, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine ("Let He Who is Without Sin...")

Does Prudence actually want to watch a version of House where everyone gets along? What would the show even be about? Medicine?

Dr. Kelso: Although damned if he doesn't disagree with me just because I said it.
J.D.: Sir, I don't think that's true.
Dr. Kelso: (calls out) It's hotter than hell in here, Perry!
Dr. Cox: Freezing!
Dr. Kelso: Great coffee, though!
Dr. Cox: Rat piss!
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Murphy here is an incompetent suck-up!
Dr. Cox: No, Bob, in fact, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!
Dr. Kelso: (to J.D.) Your witness.

Did Angel deal with this kind of lip? I mean, other than from me? Did Buffy deal with this kind of lip? Again, other than from me?
Spike discovers leadership isn't all it's cracked up to be, Spike: After the Fall

Look, even without the bow and arrows...the only Avenger who ever stood up to Captain America the way you did...was Hawkeye.
Jessica Jones to Kate Bishop, Young Avengers

Tony: Following's not really my style.
Steve: And you're all about style, aren't you?

As First Officer, it's my job to interject when the Commanding Officer does something I feel is a mistake, sir.

A 'Jedi Knight'?! I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur!
Han Solo, Return of the Jedi

I think it's best for all of us if you set the pace of the investigation, and we follow your lead. I'm cool playing second banana. I mean, I'm more the advisor type, you know? An ideas man, not an executive.
Yosuke, Persona 4