Quotes / The Lancer

I was supposed to be the one who stood to the side and said "Buffy, you're stupid and we're all going to die."
James Marsters, speaking about his character on Buffy, Spike

Peter Davison: Turlough was trying to kill me all the time. You just never wanted to be there. (Australian accent) "Aw, do we have t'go outside? Can't we just sit around 'n the TARDIS?"
Janet Fielding: I didn't do that! You were just a—! (I nearly said a rude word.) You were just a... an idiot!
Doctor Who, "Snakedance" audio commentary

Lisa: Why is the guy from Laverne & Shirley living in our house?
Squiggy: 'Cause nobody's watching you clowns! If you was to ask me, you're all too calm and happy. The essence of drama is conflict. That's why they gave me this tazer!
The Simpsons, "Helter Shelter"

Does Prudence actually want to watch a version of House where everyone gets along? What would the show even be about? Medicine?

Dr. Kelso: The point is, sometimes what's best for this hospital is what's best for the patients! I know it, you know it, and guess what, Dr. Cox knows it too. Although damned if he doesn't disagree with me just because I said it.
J.D.: Sir, I don't think that's true.
Dr. Kelso: (calls out) It's hotter than hell in here, Perry!
Dr. Cox: Freezing!
Dr. Kelso: Great coffee, though!
Dr. Cox: Rat piss!
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Murphy here is an incompetent suck-up!
Dr. Cox: No, Bob, in fact, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!
Dr. Kelso: (to J.D.) Your witness.

Did Angel deal with this kind of lip? I mean, other than from me? Did Buffy deal with this kind of lip? Again, other than from me?
Spike discovers leadership isn't all it's cracked up to be, Spike: After the Fall

Garibaldi: Now, sooner or later you're gonna have to use force to make this thing work. If I were you, I'd be spending my time contemplating that nasty reality and let morality take are of itself.
Sheridan: Come all the way out here just to depress me?
Garibaldi: No, I can do that anytime.

Look, even without the bow and arrows...the only Avenger who ever stood up to Captain America the way you did...was Hawkeye.
Jessica Jones to Kate Bishop, Young Avengers

Tony: Following's not really my style.
Steve: And you're all about style, aren't you?

Maria Hill: Lab's all set up, boss.
Tony Stark: Actually, he's the boss. (gestures to Captain America) I just pay for everything...and design everything...and make everyone look cooler.

As First Officer, it's my job to interject when the Commanding Officer does something I feel is a mistake, sir.

Kira: Now that you have another pip on your collar, does that mean I can't disagree with you anymore?
Sisko: No. It just means I'm never wrong.
Kira: We'll see about that.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "The Adversary"

I was expecting fireworks. Where's the anger, the vicious name-calling, the irrational accusations? I never would have agreed to be a witness if I knew you were going to be so civil. It's disgusting.
Quark, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine ("Let He Who is Without Sin...")

A 'Jedi Knight'?! I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur!
Han Solo, Return of the Jedi

I think it's best for all of us if you set the pace of the investigation, and we follow your lead. I'm cool playing second banana. I mean, I'm more the advisor type, you know? An ideas man, not an executive.
Yosuke, Persona 4

There's no 'Shepard' without 'Vakarian'.
Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 3

Blue: I'm still not ready to let you be Red.
Black: That sounds like something a Blue Ranger would say.