Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain.
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far.
I see you've met my assistant Scarface.
His appearance is quite disturbing,
But I assure you he's harmless enough.
He's a sweetheart, calls me master,
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me.
— Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain"