Quotes: The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You

"Ladies and gentlemen, please do not panic. But scream! Scream for your lives! The Tingler is loose in this theater!"
Vincent Price as Dr. Chapin in The Tingler

One of the most famous ghosts around is also one of the shyest! Do you think he's a nice guy? Ask him. He's right behind you.
— Description for Boo, Mario Party DS

(to the titular murderous tire)
"Wait, wait... I'm not a character, I'm just watching. Stay there. Just stay put."
A spectator, Rubber

"Or to be specific, I may converse with you, the you that's watching behind your eyes."
With that, she smiles, looks you directly in the eye, and smiles at you.
"Hello dears," Yuuka says sweetly. "Enjoying the story?"
Imperfect Metamorphosis, Chapter 31

Weasel: Once upon a time, there was a big fat red pants less guy that made up stories that weren't true!
Baboon: Yeah! And suddenly, he becomes a big fat fairy, with a giant pink wig and magic tutu! (Weasel whispers in Baboon's ear) Yeah, and then he got trapped in big old cocoon!
(things happen exactly to the Red Guy)
I Am Weasel, I.R. Pixie-Fairy