-->'''Aunt Betty''': "You found that - Troy, you had no business there."\\
'''Troy [=McGreggor=]''': "My father is my business."\\
'''Tom Servo''': ''"Al Lewis, as grandma."''\\
'''Aunt Betty''': "Oh Troy, I'm sorry. I only want you to forget him, to carry on with your own life."\\
'''Crow''': ''"Y,know, once you'' get ''one."''\\
'''Troy [=McGreggor=]''': "Am I like him?"\\
'''Mike (as Aunt Betty)''': ''"No, he was masculine and likable"''\\
'''Aunt Betty''': "Yes. You're very much like him."\\
'''Servo (as Aunt Betty)''': ''"If I'm thinking of the right guy."''

-->'''Zap Rowsdower''': "What's your name, laddy?"\\
'''Troy [=McGreggor=]''': "Troy [=McGreggor=]."\\
'''Zap Rowsdower''': "I'm Rowsdower... Zap Rowsdower."\\
'''Crow''': ''"Well, my name is Bilge Stinkwater.''"
'''Crow''': ''"So, Rowsdower: Is that a'' stupid ''name, or...?''"

-->'''Tom''': Oh baby, Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world.\\
'''Crow''': He comes to save the day in a broken truck.\\
'''Mike''': With stinky denim jacket on his back.\\
'''Crow''': He couldn't help this movie, which really sucked.\\
'''Mike''': But, at least we didn't have to see him play hackie sack.\\
'''Tom''': (spoken) What?\\
'''Mike''': (spoken) I'm sorry, I panicked.\\
'''Tom''': (spoken) Well, wake up, this is important to me damn it!\\
'''Crow''': (while Tom's and Mike's discussion) Roowwwssssddoooowwweerrr...\\
'''Mike''': (spoken) Well, I'll try to do better!\\
'''Tom''': (spoken) Shh! Shh! Here it comes! Listen!\\
'''Crow and Tom''': (singing) Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!\\
'''Mike''': (singing) Rowsdower saves us.....\\
'''Tom''': (spoken) No, no, Mike, that section's over ya non-musical mook!\\
'''Mike''': (spoken) Well, sorry.

-->'''Crow''': "Aw, c'mon, just one more sacrifice!"\\
'''Mike''': "Well, alright, but this is the [[TitleDrop final sacrifice!]]