The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
—Jorge Luis Borges, Argentinian writer
"Brezhnev took Afghanistan. Begin took Beirut. Galtieri took the Union Jack. And Maggie, over lunch one day, took a cruiser with all hands. Apparently, to make him give it back."
— Pink Floyd, "Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert"