"You all saw it! That orphanage attacked me!"
— Richard, Looking for Group (blurb from LFG ads)
"I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first."
— Holden McNeil, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"I was hoping you'd fire first. Keeps me on the moral high ground for when I do this."
— Cable, Cable & Deadpool