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Quotes: The Conversion Bureau
"Now, there's nothing wrong with turning into a pony. You lose that 'human nature' that keeps you greedy and selfish, and you become more carefree and friendly."
Twilight Sparkle

"Let [the humans] stay in that manure-hole they live in, and we'll just hang out with all of the cool new ponies comin' in!"
Rainbow Dash

"I've seen a lot of backstories written about how Equestria is simply a post-apocalyptic Earth set in the distant future. I decided to expand on it in a much less...grimdark fashion."
Author's Notes

"Celebrating a year of using happy, colorful ponies to advocate racial supremacism and ethnic cleansing!"
Starman Ghost

"Damn it, I have absolutely NO idea who to cheer for! On one hand, we have the xenophobic racist abominations of nature that violate almost every law and convention that exists, and on the other hand, we have the Draka!"
"Spacebattle's opinion on a hypothetical Draka vs TCB scenario".

"Sometimes a story gets written that just inspires others to create. The show itself taught us that, so it's hardly surprising that the worlds spawned from it can themselves lead to more amazing stories. The world of the Conversion Bureaus is one such."
Equestria Daily

Queen Celestia: "There can be no peace, no compromise, no accord between Us and Them. You have seen his memories, how they poisoned their world, incited violence and murder, turned our own ponies against us!"

Princess Celestia: "And you have done just the same, or even worse! You have corrupted your Equestria, tainted the souls of precious ponies with cruelty and malice, and drawn two realities into a war of endless death and atrocity! Harmony, true harmony, transcends species and worlds – it is the finding of common ground despite differences, the nurturing of love between all! You would create a desolation and name it Peace! I will not allow some Tyrant rule with an iron hoof. I will not allow an entire species to die quietly and fade into the darkness. I will not stand to see the rape of innocence and innocents alike, of the peaceful being forced to take up bloody arms, and the grotesque being violated in mind, body and soul! Equestria, all of Equus, will rise against you! We will fight. We will turn this darkness away, and come to the rescue of all you have subjugated, Pony and Human, Earthborn and Equestrian alike. We will cast you down, and cast you out! In Harmony’s name, I swear it."
"Reason You Suck" Speech given to Queen Celestia from Princess Celestia, The Conversion Bureau: The Other Side of the Spectrum

"I had to remind myself half way through that this wasn't made by someone who hates the show and is trying to demonize it."
Ergo, on The Big Respawn

"Hell even Hitler can have more moral base than Xenolestia."
—Comment by doorcf on TCB: A World At War

"Right, then, Equestria..."

"If you piss off two superpowers that have been gearing up for a war for the past nearly 50 years, there's not much sympathy I can give you."
—Comment by LunarRai on The Conversion Bureau: Cold War

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