Kay: No ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we are aware of.
— Men In Black
Batman: From a ruthless, obsessive creature of the night? Don't be absurd.
— Formerly Known as the Justice League
— Castiel (talking on a cell phone and standing on a street corner), Supernatural
Castiel: ...Four hours? (Dean hangs up) I'll just... wait here, then. (Stands perfectly still, staring off into space)
— Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
— Tuvok, Star Trek: Voyager
— Kasumi Goto, Mass Effect 2
Ayla: (walks in) And speaking of no fun at all, I'm here too.
Billie: But I'm more fun than Ayla, right?
Jade: Oh yeah, everyone's more fun than Ayla.
Ayla: In fact, I'm changing my name to... No Fun Guy!
Billie: Hey Jade, that could be like your arch-enemy.
Ayla: That's right... Giggle Girl! Once I unleash my latest invention, the Federal Tax Code Emulsifier, no one will be having fun ever again!
Jade: Giggle Girl doesn't know the meaning of the word defeat!
Ayla: And she doesn't know the meaning of the word 'rationality' either!
Billie: Or the meaning of the word 'crayon'!
Jade: Giggle Girl does so know the meaning of the word crayon! It's the cute little pink thing I use to write 'No Fun Guy is a big poopyhead' all over your secret lair.
Ayla: D'oh! I knew I shouldn't have shot all those henchmen even after they said they didn't do it...
Jade: Hah! Giggle Girl always defeats the forces of boredom and no-fun-ness!
Ayla: But can she defeat...your next final exam?
Jade: Noooo! Not that!
Billie: (announcer voice) Has No Fun Guy defeated our heroine? Can she find a way out of this hideous trap? Tune in next week for the further adventures of GIGGLE GIRL!
(Sees Sideshow Bob)
Krusty the Klown: Like that guy! Hey Hal, pie-job for Lord Autumnbottom there!
— The Simpsons
— Transformers Prime
Lorne: Oh, you're watching hockey!
Angel: Yeah, but my team is losing.
— Angel, "Life of the Party"
— Angel, "Smile Time"
— Hades to Dark Pit, Kid Icarus: Uprising
— Christopher Lam of Les Ballets Trockadero De Monte Carlo on the company's drag ballet performances.