Quotes / Taxidermy Is Creepy

People said that in the office's corner stood a magnificently made stuffed figure of one old acquaintance of Cristobal Joseevich, SS Standartenführer, in full ceremonial dress, with a monocle, dirk, iron cross, oak leaves and other bling. Junta was a magnificent taxidermist. According to Cristobal Joseevich, so was the standartenführer. But Cristobal Joseevich was quicker.

"And to think taxidermy used to be a hobby of mine. But no longer."
Chief Irons, Resident Evil 2