Ugh! How can you watch this?! Its like throwing up rainbows into my eyeballs!
— Rigby, Regular Show
So damn cute you choke on all the sappy sweet glucose-ness....
— Mary Poppins, Forbidden Broadway
I'm so sweet I cause diabetes.
— Meade Slaughter, Clint McColloch's Nevada
And lemme warn you... They're so cute, they'll give you diabetes — the instantly fatal kind!
— Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4
Strange Lady: Hehwo, widdle puddy tat. Is'm widdle puddy tat a nicey-wicey puddy tat?
Garfield: Excuse me while Nicey-Wicey Puddy Tat takes a barfy-warfy in the grassy-wassy.
— Garfield, strip for July 10, 1987
There is such a thing as sentimentality porn.
— Mark Kermode, Marley and Me review
That's so sweet, I'm getting diabetes!
— Beryl, Sailor Moon Abridged
''Ah, the Weidermann twins. Don't get too close, you'll go into sugar shock."
— Kate, The Cutting Edge
My guts fill up with pretty tales
Their prissy cuteness never fails
To make me puke, to crush my wits
To rot my teeth and give me fits.
Brain: Look at these tapes! "It's a Sugary-Wugary Day" by Laffi. "Life's a Rosy-Posy Bed of Honey" by Mary Flewis and Porkchop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot!
Pinky: I'll help you floss!
Brain: I'll help you hurt.
— Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain, "A Walk in the Park"
I never watch the Dinah Shore show — I'm a diabetic.
— Oscar Levant
Evil Buzz: You're familiar with Gravitina's gravitational powers? Oh, she's quite a lady.
Gravitina: Thank you, my wuvvy-dovey.
Evil Buzz: No, thank you, my muffin-wuffin.
Mira: I think I'm going to be sicky-wicky.
— Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, "Sunquake"
Your voice just gave me diabetes for the thirty-fifth time today.
It's so much easier to destroy cute evil toys - 'cute' makes my teeth hurt.
I think I'm gonna be sick from the sweetness overload.
— Rhea Snaketail, Slightly Damned
And it is that word 'hummy', my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader Fwowed up.
— Dorothy Parker
It's also just sickly, sickly sweet. It's finger-down-the-throat stuff.
— Todd Sampson, The Gruen Transfer
Nostalgia Critic: Stanley, how dare you destroy a great animator's career with your... mere existence!
Stanley (portrayed): Oh, I didn't Mr. Critic; I'm sharing all the good, good, good, goodness that comes from flowers, sunshine, and animals that smile with their mouthes open.
Nostalgia Critic: Yeah but, could you make something with a little more intelligence and charm to it? I mean, this is so annoying!
Stanley: But annoyance is part of my charm. I'm like that cute little puppy that barks a lot, or a unicorn's horn shoved up your ass, or pancreatic cancer.
Talk about sweet. I could throw up!
— Roll, Ruby-Spears' Mega Man
Twilight: This book is from across the sea.
Spike: That's where all those weird ponies and humans live, right?
Twilight: They're not weird, Spike! They're just...
Spike: They're just what?
*Cut to previous-generation ponies*
Twilight: Uh... really... happy...
Spike: They seem too frolicky for my taste...
Why, hello, Carmie-kins! (switches to "Hyde" mode) BLECH! Sometimes I make myself wanna WRETCH!
— Jacqueline Hyde Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego