Quotes / Tastes Like Diabetes

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    Anime and Manga 

"Your voice just gave me diabetes for the thirty-fifth time today."

    Film — Live-Action 

"Ah, the Weidermann twins. Don't get too close, you'll go into sugar shock."
Kate, The Cutting Edge

"That's so sweet I could hurl."
Zack, Sky High (2005)

"Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of...indigestion?"
Captain Georg Von Trapp, The Sound of Music


"I'm so sweet I cause diabetes."
Meade Slaughter, Clint McColloch's Nevada

    Live-action TV 

"Why, hello, Carmie-kins! (switches to "Hyde" mode) BLECH! Sometimes I make myself wanna WRETCH!"

"It's also just sickly, sickly sweet. It's finger-down-the-throat stuff."
Todd Sampson, The Gruen Transfer

Mama Pratt: Won't you try our simple song? I'm sure you'll learn real quick.
Cynthia Pratt: Then you all can sing along, if it doesn't make you sick!
"Ding Dong Yum Yum Yum", a parody of "Do-Re-Mi" from Julie and Carol at Carnegie Hall

    Newspaper Comics 

Strange Lady: Hehwo, widdle puddy tat. Is'm widdle puddy tat a nicey-wicey puddy tat?
Garfield: Excuse me while Nicey-Wicey Puddy Tat takes a barfy-warfy in the grassy-wassy.
Garfield, strip for July 10, 1987


"There is such a thing as sentimentality porn."
Mark Kermode, Marley and Me review


"So damn cute you choke on all the sappy sweet glucose-ness...."
Mary Poppins, Forbidden Broadway

    Video Games 
"They're so cute, they'll give you diabetes — the instantly fatal kind!"
Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4

"That's be so sweet, so ridiculously sweet... It's Sweetdiculous!"
Ryusei Date, Super Robot Wars

    Web Animation 

Twilight: This book is from across the sea.
Spike: That's where all those weird ponies and humans live, right?
Twilight: They're not weird, Spike! They're just...
Spike: They're just what?
[Cut to previous-generation ponies]
Twilight: Uh... really... happy...
Spike: They seem too frolicky for my taste...


"I think I'm gonna be sick from the sweetness overload."
Rhea Snaketail, Slightly Damned

    Web Original 

"What happens when you write a Chinese play is that before you know where you are your heroine has gone cute on you, adding just that touch of glucose to the part which renders it unsuitable for human consumption."
Bring on the Girls! by P. G. Wodehouse and Guy Bolton, on the authors' Old Shame operetta The Rose of China

     Web Video 

"That's so sweet, I'm getting diabetes!"

Nostalgia Critic: Could you make something with a little more intelligence and charm to it? I mean, this is so annoying.
Stanley: But annoyance is part of my charm. I'm like that cute little puppy that barks a lot, or a unicorn's horn shoved up your ass, or pancreatic cancer.

"Stop it! You're making Full House look like a Holocaust drama!"
The Nostalgia Critic's review of Bridge to Terabithia, in the scene where Leslie's family dances while painting their wall

"With each passing second, my brain is getting more and more candy-coated. Is brain diabetes a thing?"

"I'm a diabetic, right, and it wasn't the goddamn ice cream killing me with all the sugar, the cuteness of this place would've."
Joel of Vinesauce, talking about going to a maid cafe during his trip to Japan

    Western Animation 

"Ugh! How can you watch this?! Its like throwing up rainbows into my eyeballs!"
Rigby, Regular Show

"Aww! It's all so cute! It makes me wanna hurl."

Archer: You're my smoochy-boochy!
Lana: No, you're MY smoochy-boochy!
Archer, "Reignition Sequence"

Brain: Look at these tapes! "It's a Sugary-Wugary Day" by Laffi. "Life's a Rosy-Posy Bed of Honey" by Mary Flewis and Porkchop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot!
Pinky: I'll help you floss!
Brain: I'll help you hurt.
Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain, "A Walk in the Park"

Evil Buzz: You're familiar with Gravitina's gravitational powers? Oh, she's quite a lady.
Gravitina: Thank you, my wuvvy-dovey.
Evil Buzz: No, thank you, my muffin-wuffin.
Mira: I think I'm going to be sicky-wicky.

"All right, you guys, just permit me one sentimental moment here, will you? I have something to say. Christmas: it's not the giving, it's not the getting, it's the loving. There, I said it. Now get outta here."
Garfield, A Garfield Christmas

"It's so much easier to destroy cute evil toys - 'cute' makes my teeth hurt."

"Talk about sweet. I could throw up!"

Singing Sunflowers: (singing to tune of "This Old Man")
We are such happy flowers
We will now sing for hours
Aren't we unbearably cute?
Watch me solo on. Jazz. FLUTE.

"Peter, your dog is giving me diabetes."
Joe Swanson, Family Guy

Experiment 625, a.k.a. Reuben (pointing out Gantu's bed for 254/Mr. Stenchy): What is that?
Gantu: It's a little beddie weddie for his little nappie wappie poo.
625: I think I'm going to be sickie wickie poo.
Gantu: You're not jealous are you?
625: Jealous! No! All this sugar just makes me queasy.

    Real Life 

"...And it is that word 'hummy', my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader Fwowed up."