"The Tongue offends, and the Ears get the Cuffing."
: You have exceeded my expectations. I praise you. You are indeed the one to inherit this world. Gaea must be led by one of its own. Now that you have become a perfect being, I may now leave this world, and save other worlds in need of my guidance. Come, and join your daughter (...) (extends hand)
I am counting on you.
The Incredible Hulk
: ...puny god.
And you don't block a groin-kick
with your hands, you take it on the thigh. Every time you drop your hands, you're gonna get a whack. You understand? Kris:
Yes, I'm starting to— (takes uppercut to solar plexus) Hari:
Lesson two. Best time to hit someone is when he's off guard. Best time to catch someone off guard is when he's talking. When you talk, you're thinking about what to say next, not— (takes jab to face)
... Y'know, there's just the faintest chance I could start to like you.
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
: Ow, wait I'm not finished!
I've had enough of your snide insinuations!
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... Maybe. I've yet to meet one that could outsmart boolit
Let this be a lesson, kids. When debating, solve your problems not with an agreement, but by screaming "I AM A MAN!"
and punching them in the guts. Allow me to demonstrate. "I AM A MAN!!!" *punch*
Megatron: Oh well, come on, let's have it. The usual "destiny and honor" speech.
AK-130 Android: Intruder. Identify yourself.
*Fires Blush into it's face*
: I'm Rubber Soul!
(Rubber Soul reveals himself.) Rubber Soul
: And this is my real identity, Rubber Soul, Mr. Damn Handsome. Jotaro
: What's with this guy? He's annoying. Rubber Soul
: Huh? What was that? There's something on my face? What is it? Huh? Handsome? Hehaha! Handsome on my face. Huhuhuhu! Seriously?! Oh man! Hahaha, Handsome on it, oh man! Can wash that off. Nah, no way, it's Handsome after a... Jotaro
(Star Platinum decks Rubber Soul in the face.) Jotaro
: You're pretty damn irritating!
"The law of my fist is about to compel your teeth!"
Gaze into the face of Fear! Judge Dredd: GAZE INTO THE FIST OF DREDD!
(Dredd puts his fist through Judge Fear's face and into his skull up to Dredd's wrist
: Difficulty is not a concern. But enlighten me, what is it that you think will be difficult about this plan?
(Nova does not answer with a reply, she simply presses in on the trigger of the thunderlord, causing it to let loose with its massive .50 caliber electrostatic rounds.) Nova
: See, the problem with that is plans become much harder to complete when you're dead.