Quotes / Talking to Themself

Sméagol: We knows safe paths for Hobbitses. Safe paths in the dark.
Gollum: Shut up!
Bilbo: I didn't say anything.
Gollum: I wasn't talking to you.

Well, me, it's nice talking to myself
A credit to dementia
Someday you too will know my pain
And smile its black-toothed grin
If the war inside my head
Won't take a day off I'll be dead
My icy fingers claw your back
Here I go again!
Megadeth, "Sweating Bullets"

Romana: Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity, Doctor.
Fourth Doctor: Insanity? Me? That's ridiculous! I'm a stabilizing force of the universe!
Seventh Doctor: I just think one of us could do a better job alone. "Too many bakers spoils the crust."
Sixth Doctor: And what is that supposed to mean?

"Barry, is that how you get ants? Yes it is, Other Barry, yes it is."
Barry Dylan, Archer

Doc: Technically, it's my head. But I don't mind sharing!

Asuka: Are you happy now?
Asuka: Eh? Exactly what do I have to be happy about?
Asuka: You made the decision, right? To make peace with Shinji...
Asuka: What gave you that idea? The sofa WAS uncomfortable!
Asuka: That may work on him, but not me... I'm you, remember? There's nothing you can hide from me...
Asuka: ... You're no smarter than him...
Asuka: I'm just as smart as you. And just so stupid...
Evangelion 303, chapter 4

"I'm not really here" she said quickly with a slight smile as the observation passed through his mind. "And no, you are not loosing your grip on reality" she assured him.
"After everything that's happened, I am not so sure" he replied somewhat sarcastically.
"Understandable" she nodded. "If it helps, think of me… as an echo of the events, a shadow without form, nothing more then a memory in your mind".
"Well uh… you're a rather… talkative memory" he replied, then stopped. Oh God, am I talking to myself now he asked in despair…

Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid stupid.
Shut up, mind. Do your job. Find me a way out of this.