Quotes / T-Word Euphemism

By N-Word, I mean, literally, "N-Word," that sly usage that goes along with "F-Word" when we want to say a word without saying it.

Ain't that a B with an itch
Ain't that a mother trucker
You can go to H-E-double-hockey sticks
And F yourself
'Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick of all the S-word you put me through
So F.U.
Bowling for Soup, "A Friendly Goodbye"

Today for show and tell, I brought some flash cards I made. Each card has a letter followed by several dashes. When I show the card, you yell the vulgar, obscene, or blasphemous word they stand for! Ready? (gets sent back to desk) She's such a hypocrite about building vocabulary.