->''"So, in this comic we find out ComicBook/{{Superboy}} would rather be pimping out his ho than saving innocents."''
-->-- ''[[http://www.superdickery.com/ Superdickery.com]]''

->''"Hordes of impressionable poverty-stricken young people having all their arms and legs broken by an extremely rich businessman."''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', erm, [[FridgeHorror unique perspective]] on ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''

->'''Jay:''' This genetic experiment? The ''best'' superpower that Captain America comes out of it with is the ability [[PlayingSick to pretend he's sick]] so he can [[HeroStoleMyBike steal peoples' cars]].\\
'''Jack:''' I can [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway run slightly faster than an old man!]]\\
'''Jay:''' What a dick!
-->--''[[WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst Best of the Worst]]'' watches ''Film/CaptainAmerica1990''

->''"Admittedly, this is perfectly in character for Serena — she always was a little selfish — but dang, those poor kids who wrote in asking if they could one day become Sailor Scouts probably had their whole weekend ruined when Sailor Moon not only told them no, but told that one poor kid he was a “bean brain.” Not cool, Serena. At least let me--[[IHaveThisFriend uh, them]] down gently."''
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/because-we-love-you-heres-17-minutes-of-live-action-sailor-moon-life-lessons/ Chris Sims]]''', "17 Minutes Of Live-Action Manga/SailorMoon Life Lessons"

->''"Why does Jack spend an inordinate amount of time posing with his hands on his hips atop vertiginous buildings looking out across Cardiff? Surely he isn’t lording it over what he consider to be ''his'' town? And if so, wouldn’t have set his sights on [[SmallNameBigEgo something a bit sexier?]]"''
-->--'''[[http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5386390949828958591&postID=6384766376348952377&isPopup=true Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E1EverythingChanges}} "Everything Changes"]]

->''"This must be ''Series/AmericanBandstand'', because you’re a dick, Clark."''
-->--''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-adrianne-palicki-episode-3-22-covenant/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Covenant")

->''"Jor-El says, ''"If you save Lana, [[BalancingDeathsBooks someone else will die.]]"''\\\
And Clark says, ''"[[YouCanKeepHer Okay, I'll kill someone.]]"''\\\
Just in case you missed that. Because I'm so mad I want to [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt kick my own head so hard it doesn't land until I finish college]]. And I dropped out to write. I'm not finishing."''
-->--[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep12 Neal Bailey]] on ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Reckoning")

->'''Chris''': Superman flies out to space and listens to things for a little bit, and I’m not sure if this is intentional on Singer’s part or if we’re just reading into it, but he definitely hears sirens and gunfire and babies crying, but doesn’t move an inch until he hears the alarm from someone robbing a bank. Superman is all about the 1%, y’all.\\
'''David''': I never picked up on that. Oh my God, he really has truly messed up priorities.
-->--''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-returns-2006-part-one/ on]] ''Film/SupermanReturns''

->''"Superman’s brilliant strategy for getting rid of the drug dealers is to set fire to the drug stashes in each of their houses with his heat vision, and then… [[MissingStepsPlan leave]]. Now, I guess you can read the comic and assume that he has the whole thing under control because, you know, he’s Superman. But [[InferredHolocaust setting a half-dozen large fires throughout a neighborhood and then just walking away]] seems stupid.\\\
As he leaves, Superman comes across [[{{Glurge}} a magical white child]] who appears and offers him candy. Superman smiles, asks this random little kid [[ChildrenAreAWaste to deliver a message to the drug dealers for him (?!?)]]"''
-->--'''Jason Michelitch''' on ''[[Creator/JMichaelStraczynski Superman: Grounded]]'', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-comics-2010-superman-grounded/ "The 5 Worst Comics of 2010"]]