23rd Oct: It's time for the second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest, theme: cute monsters! Details and voting here.
The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation!
David: And now, it’s time for the Cliff’s Notes version of Smallville.
Chris: They do in 20 minutes what that show did in ten years, and it’s still too damn long.