Quotes: Super Drowning Skills
What the fuck, this girl's got tits! S-she can't float?
How is Indiana Jones such a wimp that he can't set foot in water more shallow than a kiddie pool?
Not in this game, Swimmer Dan! In this game, you drown.
If only we had some minions who could swim... or float... or not drown quite so quickly...
Minions can't swim, Master, but they are remarkably good at drowning.
Donít you know that you never learn to swim until the sequel?
Oh, that's just great! I can run at supersonic speeds but I can't even get out of a kid's swimming pool? What the hell has Sonic Team been smoking all these years?
You obviously haven't seen turians swim. It's a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning.
They're turtles, for fuck's sake! They can't even swim!?
: The sea and I have a mutual disliking. Sonic
: Ah, okay.
: Why? Seine
: It keeps trying to drown me, the bugger. Sonic
: Oh, I know how ya feel. I just sink right to the bottom.
(Sonic looks annoyed.) Seine
: Least you can swim your way out, right? Sonic
: Nnnnnope. Seine
: Ouch. Similar deal. I can swim, in theory, but anything above my head...
(Seine does a rock-sinking motion.) Sonic
: Yup. Story o' my life when it comes to water. Seine
: Damn. Well, thank goodness for the solid land here.
: So where do we go from here? Do we just swim? Sonic
: I can't swim! I need my floatie- er, I mean, a floatation device. Ganondorf
: You don't need a floatation device when you're underwater. Sonic
: ...I don't like him. He keeps outwitting me.
"HAO CAN NOT SWIM—GAME OVER"
— Mystery Quest